ohyey
Norway 🌶️ Spicy
Dead bed
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
wtf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML
sickandtiredofit
United States
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Anonymous
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Anonymous
Nesoddtangen, Norway
Today, after nearly a month, I found out my wife isn't pregnant after all. She was just screwing around to win a bet with her friends on how long it'd take me to figure out the truth. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Nobody
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
imatool
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Burning irony
Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML
Renderfist
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
Top comments
summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
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Comments (124)
robbilee 14
like every other marriage out their
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
I like to spice things up with lois, last night I wore this Indiana jones costume and I had to raid her lost ark. It was alright till Steven spielberg joined in and that just ruined everything...
Honesty4U 0
there not their Is no one educated in proper English any more?
theepots 0
shut up, this is the internet were talking about here
LoveMySoldier82 0
Not every marriage.
ayeitsmerr 0
is no one understanding of a simple spelling or grammar mistake anymore? I mean geez. get over yourself. cool, you check over your comments 500 times to make sure everything is spick and span for what? a FML comment...ON A COMMENT? seriously? fail on your part, Honestly4U.. by the way..you spelled "you" wrong and you're using the wrong "for" in your user name.
atone 0
owned that biotch!!! oh, I'm sorry, bitch
FML102938 8
**** my life? More like **** my wife!
LaidToRest48 9
sex is good at FIRST
TheAftermath 0
Then start making your marriage interesting dude!
kcnutt10 1
*there*
TheAftermath 0
Rushing to get first Eh?
TheAftermath 0
Comment was meant for #1.
scuba113 2
try to spice up your sex life alittle that might help. if not your life sucks
stacster 0
well if you get your balls back you should learn how to use them correctly!
summerkingsley 0
lick that pussy. honestly.
JERZBornNRaised 7
hahahaha straight to the point, i like it! lmao
summerkingsley 0
hahaha well really. he needs to grow some balls and satisfy her.
miles17 0
amen
jaydoo 6
It's very tasty.
FYLDeep 26
Then quit wasting your time not trusting in her and spend some time being romantic.