Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at work and a guy walked up holding his phone with the camera facing me. He then looks up at me and says, "I'm not taking a picture of you. I'm just trying to catch a Pokemon." And here I was thinking that I looked nice today. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML
Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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Nohman 14
Damn OP...I have some aloe for that burn.
pussystank 18
You do not insult random people in public like that. You just don't! **** humanity.
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cassiecassie559 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Turn to him and say, "stop talking about yourself"
warsun 27
That's pretty old...
pistachiopanda 19
More like invite him into the selfie and inform him that you'd like a photo with the biggest "ass" they must have at Sea World.
sweetbliss3 37
that was a silly comment #1. on another note- it doesnt matter how someone looks, big, tall, short, fat thats not up for a complete stranger to be a huge dickhole about. whether one thinks something or not, if we all said everything on our minds- well we'd all be screwed
Lebeaugars95 20
"I know you are, but what am I? "
arrow007archer 19
more like turn round and punch him in the face
un4tunately 4
No, that's retarded.
masonthemidget 11
You should be a comedian.
whycantisignup 24
"Not like there's a difference for you" "I know you are, but what am I?" Don't worry, I know it was an honest mistake and that's fine, I just wanted to point it out because I'm a jerk like that. Sorry lol
Nohman 14
Damn OP...I have some aloe for that burn.
noobienick 19
Apply ice to burned area
badluckalex 23
squeez fresh lemons on and douse burns with vinegar for a quick recovery
Gotenks483 5
Or some burn heal to that burn
Rallred32 20
I'd prefer not, 73.
PenguinBitch 44
@56. Nope! A lot of foods have chemicals and that's a bad idea. What the other kid said, apply cold water only, nothing more. Certified First Aid ~P.B
cumberbunny 17
I want to join the pattern. Everyone downvote me please
1tsmenoah 20
#131 I want to up vote you just because you asked for down votes
Chibi_Kitten 24
I think that is what 131 was hoping you'd be apt to do. Reverse psychology at its best!
dallinlueck 6
I feel really sorry for you
AmexBlack 24
After watching the documentary 'Blackfish', I find it hard to have sympathy for anyone that visits Seaworld..
DaMann360 19
#3, I don't. I laughed when I read the FML! That was an amazing burn, you have to admit it.
shudson186 17
Agreed #47, anyone who supports Sea World/ Marine Land should shove a stick up their ass and get closed in a small box. They could possibly for a fraction of a second understand what these animals go through day and night.
laurenmg97 1
Please do your research.
Welshite 40
Hey, walruses are cute. All those little whiskers and blubber...
Derpato 8
Specially of their spheals from pokemon
johbstonjacob 8
And tusks
SkittlesGoRawr 19
I think the guy meant both front and back cameras were " selfie mode " for her, not that she looked like a walrus.
nightgrunge 9
Yeah, Im not so sure about that.
NinjaDitto623 14
#126, What??? He was definitely saying she looked like a walrus.
fsomelife 26
You should've taken a picture of him after that.
zandalee 20
The camera would have cracked. So much ugliness. .. What a wanker!
HylianTwilight 21
Yew anchor.
pussystank 18
You do not insult random people in public like that. You just don't! **** humanity.
kinky44 28
Praise the sun!
DaMann360 19
Yes you do #6, yes you do...if you wanna get shot
miianah1 22
He deserved it for calling it selfie mode. Jk. That really sucks. I agree with you, #6. (Except for the **** humanity). How can a sane person think that it's okay to outspokenly insult someone they don't know, and in front of other people? It's amazing how some people think (or don't, in this case). FYL, OP.
Respect101 17
#6, you just insulted every human being there is by saying **** humanity right after you said your not supposed to insult people...
cheshireau 26
I have a HTC One M8 and when going through the camera options, the front camera is called selfie mode.
Kougeru 12
You do when it's true. Especially when you call it "selfie mode" as someone else has said.
arrow007archer 19
not **** humanity... **** society
americanafrican 32
yes....yes you do #6. most of the time you try to not let em hear it
BadApple88 29
Rude bastard
WCARlover 35
Not sure why people feel the need to be rude to someone they don't even know! That infuriates me.
HeyTherexxx 21
Yes! Apparently the "treat others how you want to be treated" kindergarten rule never stuck with some. What's the point of being bitter and mean to anybody? Especially a stranger.
awkward_welcomes 8
Let's hope karma slaps him in the face for being a jerk! I hope that you had a fun day at Seaworld though, other than that :)
mt631 18
Why do people think it's OK to insult random people they don't know? You don't know that person or what they're going through. That guy needs to stop being a childish ass.