Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I was cutting the grass when I saw a man staring at me from my neighbor's garage. This went on for 5 minutes until I finally yelled, "Hello?" There was no response, and I was creeped out, so I called my neighbor. It was a life-sized Paul McCartney cutout. FML
Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
Today, I came home late from work. As I got out of my car, I noticed a child-shaped silhouette in my bedroom window. I almost shat myself, since I live alone. I searched the whole house, sobbing in fear, only to find no trace of whatever or whoever I'd seen. FML
Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
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Top comments
iluvevil01 11
you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?
Beebow_fml 5
Run over there and kick it over.
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Comments (150)
iluvevil01 11
you could tell it wasn't real when it didn't move?
Blazingcrono 6
Those stalkers man, they gotta be silent and unmoving or else they'll get caught.
Tjack_attack 0
she is the blondest person I know now
IndiRae 9
She prolly thought that the creep was just staring at her and watching, therefore she was freaked out.
iEatGuppies 0
on the bright side, it wasn't a creeper!
johnson94 5
12... you would know what it takes to be a stalker..
wintamint101 7
those damn lawn ornaments!
coffeygirl12 14
haha failllll (:
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
Good thing you didn't call "him" out on being a creep.
boyguydudemalema 0
And her boyfriend's a life size cut out of duke nukem.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
You should be flattered that even inanimate objects feel the need to stalk you! :D You must be really amazing, mind if I stalk you?....(;
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I heart BigFoot
AaronTkr 0
wtf ^
KingGeorgeGal 12
That is what I call a fail.
The_Weirdo 10
It wouldn't happen to be Gnomeo would it?
Boygenius50 8
YDI because this FML isn't controversial enough for me to troll on. We all pretty much agree that OP is an idiot, correct?
Sanchez1409 6
lol! #105 exactly what i said when i read that comment! xD
Blazingcrono 6
Wow #120, why do topics have to be controversial for you to troll on? Don't tell me your intellect lacked the art of trolling.
katieklein 0
You really would think the OP would notice!-___-
Boygenius50 8
129: Well of course I can still troll, but it's much more fun when I manage to get people fired up over controversial topics! that's how I entertain myself while trolling.
Blazingcrono 6
If you can't entertain yourself by regular trolling, then you fail as a troll-er.
trevishere 7
Get curtains? Or ask your neighbor to please move it or take it down. Or burn it [=
Aakash04 0
yu r cuteeee
Aim4thebullseye 4
guys u got it all wrong, it WAS a stalker, once she called the police he moved and put a lawn ornament there, so now he can stare at her all day without her freaking out
yummycupkake 0
KILL IT WITH FIYAAAH!
Klums02 0
The inanimate stalkers are always the worst. They don't blink or move. And some look too real.
powderpuffjord13 0
oooooo girls :) jkjk i get creeped out all the time...
YDI__Bitch 0
Or it was a real person and they were to disgusted with what they saw that they couldn't move
Blueglasscup 18
Did it explode?
yahoowizard 16
It always could have been a man in a gnome outfit...a now revolutionary way to stalk people =0
YurTriniFantasy 1
you fail at life OP
davex 0
hahaha that's a huge fail!
whybother8 0
nooo its an ultra fail
JoeyPterodactyl 0
"fail" is stupid and cliche anymore.
ObeseKitten 0
grammar is not anymore
whybother8 0
grammar is for school.. this is FML. so idc bout no gramma son! lol
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
"Fail" was a very popular saying for about a month. Now it's jist gettin" old.
crymore007 11
however 59 it still describes your comment
AllTiimeLow 1
fail your mom.
RetardedBullFrog 4
I usually don't care about grammar mistakes. I only care about them when I don't understand what it is you're trying to say . . . ribbit
FeedMonkeyking 4
I just love the inevitable comments that add nothing. Example: "haha faillllll lol"
vballcutie08 6
hey, those can be creepy sometimes!
kristylew03 1
You never know, there could be a hidden camera inside the gnome recording you through your window. Creeeepy.
EatnBeef 7
it's real alright. I caught one stabbing my neighbors dog so I shot it with my M240. go big or go home right?
Civilianswilldie 0
beef your picture made me lol so hard I shit out a brick.
instnt1nfction 17
then don't eat bricks
Beebow_fml 5
Run over there and kick it over.
whiteboy7thst 2
Then be like "suck it, oh wait, you can't cause your just a pervy lawn ornament."
lucas002 0
Are you the real whiteboy?
knights95 9
No he's not he's just a fanboy.
mahomie97 7
couldn't have said it any better myself(;
renaee 13
I'm the real slim shady.
RetardedBullFrog 4
I'm a tit . . .
knights95 9
No you're a retarded bull frog
soccersgr8 6
haha fail
doubleuteeff 0
ur a ******
JesusFishTaco 5
Stupid ugly blind emotional bitches.
MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0
haha, it was a wooden version of Ted Bundy, take pride of that, my friend.
LunaNstars 0
hey! that's my picture.
ohrlynao 0
What an insightful comment. Thank you for sharing such unique information with us all.
ryanchew3 0
wow few hrs and still 1:1 ... anyways agree with #1
MikalaHart 4
I don't blame you... lawn ornaments are pretty creepy
tsim_fml 0
i spy rapist lawn guy
Kochy 0
you suck at life.
airforce987 20
actually sir, YOU suck at life, for being a Yankees fan
coolp3rson 0
lo ya!
smallory42 0
YOU suck at life. GTFO.
stuner56 22
no YOU suck at life
IndiRae 9
Do not be ashamed, I started crying over a Santa Claus one time when is was like 14. Shit's scary.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Yeah, Chuck E. Cheese scared the crap out of me when I was like 5 or 6. I screamed my head off when I saw him XD
himoonkey 8
ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol
himoonkey 8
ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol
himoonkey 8
ya lol I remember wen i was little I was on top of the playground because I was scared of chukie cheese. lol
Fmls4life 6
You fail buddy I feel bad 4 u. :(