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noosher0990 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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Nakedsquirrel 5

So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.

whitesoxsean 0

you deserve it for having bad grammar

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Nakedsquirrel 5

So work on that sex life of yours, and maybe invest in some better drapes.

silentrevenge 2

well atleast now you know some great gift ideas! bino's telescope video cam black light yay you!

canesul 0

you neighbor is realy creepy report him to the cops.

fmlstatushater 0

I thought these things get grammatically checked??

brianred5 0

heh heh allllllright

Nailbunny 4

that's kinda sad, isn't it?

newmanlyman3 8

was it A treesome or a peeper creeper

Sam_13161821 0

how did you find that out?

koolitaliano 0

translation?

Tripout 0

either she's loose (no disrespect) or the guy just doesn't know how to please his woman. oh yea, thier nieghbor watches them get it on. OP I have a feelin u fake it. that's never a good thing to do. if u want it to be better. give the guy motivation. PULL OUT A ****** BOOK N START READIN ON HIS ASS. How much do u wanna bet he'd work his ass off and you'll actually get pleasure 

george456 0

#15 how do you call a woman loose and then say "no disrespect?" lol

SheleKnights 0

46, maybe they meant that the OP is loose as in what happens after you have kids. That's what I took it as.

p3rfect_ins4nity 0

maybe I should come over there and give u a good time you'll never forget:)

ambrz 0

u guys must be really sexy and hot to watch:)

wooow_sucks_for_ 0

attention. please don't feed the trolls.

wrongpussy 0

That says something about y'all, not him..

vetter_fml 0

I think it says a little bit about all of them. The neighbor needs to realise that he can get as much free **** as he wants without being creepy on the internet. And the two he's watching need to work on their sex life.

eagleclaw58 0

it's like someone else said he slaps his sausage and smokes cigs lmao

AJMood 0

sooooooo are you gonna make a porno now?

_lifeblows 0

hahahaha you know everythings bad when ..

sugarbabyxoxo 2

pornstar! do it! I would you make so much goddamn money! look at Jenna Jameson! she's amazing! one of my idols :) haha or buy some new drapes lmao. Hahaha that always works too lol :).

Tripout 0

WHY WOULD A **** STAR BE YOUR IDOL??? Just wondering???

sugarbabyxoxo 2

she's not my only idol ;) Marilyn Monroe... (and yes before she was a trend I have my grandmas and great grandpas dolls they used to have of her <3 my great grandpa was obsessed lol), Nancy Spungen, Britney Murphy, Nikki six, Dallas Green <3, and a few more. I just look up to these people and repect them. I've watched documentrys in Jenna, read her book.. it's not the fact that she's a **** star that she is my idol. I just think she's really neat :)

BlueBomber 0

Just because you liked a professional tramp "before she was cool" (impossible for you, by the way) and you read the moneymaking tripe another puts on the shelf doesn't make them worthwhile icons. Why look up to any in the multitudes of successful, driven women when you can idolize a **** star? The only reason this warrants a response is that I've never heard someone say they admire Jenna Jameson. Nothing new under the sun, I guess.

farsidee 0

What the ****? Youre great grandfather's dolls of a **** star? that's fricking nasty!

77_PUNKER 0

@18 cool Nancy she was Sid Vicious girlfriend badass.

Lozza111 0

hmm... that's normal... not. ^-^. shouldn't that be an FML for your neighbour not u coz he/she has nothing better to do than watch you and your husband? that's pretty sad realy