Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML
Today, more than fifteen years of marriage and sex at least once a week has given my otherwise lovely husband the stamina to last a minute and a half. We've cum together less than five times. FML
Today, I have been married for nearly 16 years. I've not had sex in over three years. My wife spends all hours chatting and gaming online with friends, and when she finally crashes into bed, she just goes to sleep. FML
Today, I asked my husband, of only a year, why we don't have sex anymore. He said it's because he masturbates. When I asked how often he did it, he replied "Every day that we don't have sex..." FML
Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML
Today, and every day for the past five months since I got married, whenever my husband and I try to have sex, I think of it as "wifely duties" and it turns me off so much. I can't stop, and we haven't had sex once. My husband is frustrated and angry, and keeps commenting that he should have known this would happen. FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, my wife and I used to have sex at least 5 times a week, but since we said "I DO" at our wedding I’m lucky to get a shag once a month, and you can forget about blowjobs, I’ve not had one since before the wedding. Nothing about our life has changed to cause this, except we’re married now. FML
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Top comments
I'mmessedup 5
if she has sex with you when you initiate, you're doing better than me.
Brightside86 31
Seems like the sort of thing a conversation with your wife could fix.
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Comments (6)
Brightside86 31
Seems like the sort of thing a conversation with your wife could fix.
ChipBoundary 9
If she's been doing it for 18 years, there's no fixing that.
littleredridinghood 4
I’m in the same the boat and it hurts.
RichardPencil 32
If she's down when you initiate, I don't see the problem.
I'mmessedup 5
if she has sex with you when you initiate, you're doing better than me.
TheJordLord 4
I know that's the GD truth
core01 30
Well, its how we're socialized. we're called ****** and ***** for wanting sex, and called frigid and bitches if we don't. We've never truly experienced bodily autonomy, and have spent our entire lives trying not to be victims of sexual assault. Add to it the pressure that women over 30 are constantly degraded for not looking 20, the undiagnosed woman-only medical issues ******* doctors refuse to acknowledge exist but cause us excruciating pain during sex, and the constantly being your maid and chef instead of a partner Maybe you should try having a conversation with her?
Vesi 30
Funny how the one obviously female response is down-voted when she speaks the damned truth. This, SO MUCH THIS for so many of us women! SMDH OP, talk to your wife. There might be an underlying medical issue she hasn't had diagnosed, yet. If she just is not interested, then you might want to consider if you can live with someone who's ace.
scooter165 15
if she’s just on the ace spectrum then you’re the asshole here, dude.