Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML
Today, I congratulated my best mate and his wife on their third pregnancy in three years. It then dawned on me that they've had sex more times in three years of marriage than I have had in six years of mine. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML
Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML
Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML
Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML
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Top comments
BadApple88 29
Divorce that bitch
WCARlover 35
Screw cheaters. Well...actually it looks like other guys have been. Sorry OP. :(
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Comments (123)
redstone7693 29
Dump the bitch. You deserve better.
Gravenmuir 18
It kind of makes me mad when people say to get revenge by having sex with the best friend. That is no better than what the cheating spouse did. Stay classy, my friends.
catharsis5 9
My response depends on the question, are you guys in an open marriage? This would be 100x more interesting if you guys are in an open marriage.
robertmil90 10
I suspect the same of mine sorry op keep your chin up
silverstream20 20
How about this for revenge. Sleep with her best friend, divorce her and then post online of how active she's been so all her friends and family know.
orangeink25 3
lol, your wife is a *****. I hope you used protection the few times you did it.
the_boyo_cgw 10
time for a divorce
ihelent 10
I wouldn't call her a wife anymore
HavockWalks 2
DIVORCE!!!
moot_chan 18
Yeah and they say it's a man's world