ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
ceddyz17 10
Here's your sign
RedHotMom26 3
Sorry u have a tiny penis :( But i do sympathize with ur wife
trskln 1
Start lacing her coffee with vaginal shrinkage pills....same long term goal, right ???
k32323 0
Hahahahaha
Broken_Rayn 0
That sucks dude
camkillacamcam 2
does OP already have a large penis and his wife wants him to have a larger one or does he have a small penis and then it is self explanatory.
shrimpygymnast 9
doing you and her a favor ?
landsharkman 3
Woah I've never thought of using a screwdriver to "tighten" a vajay only of using it like a crowbar
ravibabi001 0
Lmao
robberry 11
Better that than cheating on you.
decidedlyvague 11
What's wrong about having a bigger penis?
decidedlyvague 11
Whoa. My grammar is atrocious. What's wrong with having a bigger penis?*