ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
laurenlolo5 0
148- Yeah cause the size of your dick totally makes you who you are. obviously she loves him or she wouldnt try so hard to make it to were they can enjoy thinks more. If she didnt love him she wouldnt be with him. Alot of people take those on their own its not that bad. The size of it may change but its still his dick.
Neonnight 0
So nice of her
gdude803 0
I wanna know what average is! guys what length and girth are u and are u cut or uncut?? and girls what about ur bf's/husbands etc. BE HONEST PLEASE
landsharkman 3
I don't want to scare you
gdude803 0
Haha u couldn't!
dancer050 0
Like Kris Jenner!!
MyWhangZinYu 3
Sorry to here that tiny!!!
hebron77 0
That's potentially harmful for you.
juicylogirl 1
well this just got awkward!
bubo_fml 11
Did the spoon stand up?
dansco 25
At least she hasn't left you... Lol
NPN_Scorpio 16
Another size-obsessed female... Ladies, train your own nether muscles if you want a tighter fit. The tightest pussy I've ever had belonged to a mother of two. Muscle control is the way to go, not outright dangerous pills. If you really crave that fullness sensation, explore fisting. For added oomph, let him use his tool to take your temperature at the same time. You on your back, him from the side is easiest. Also a favourite with the same woman, BTW. Before you all start giggling about what a small dick I must have: it gets the job done and is big enough to ring the cervix bell if we want it to.