Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
calbabe96 5
**** her sex life 0___o
csand1969 0
Better than catching your wife slipping a larger penis inside her.
StuuPididiot 4
49 lmfao I'm glad I'm not the only one OP you either need to get a "smaller" wife, or learn a few new tricks.
FU2causeUFML 2
Wow that FML is short and horrible. *cough* *cough* lol jk That's really ****** up.
chattysoul890 18
maybe your wife is trying to say something...
coldsteele152 1
Dude she dont understand its not the size but the performance that counts
wierdos_rule 0
Hey, at least it means she wants to have sex.
dcrew23 0
So.... What's the problem
ComplexChris 3
OMG
anteup623 14
Look at the bright side. You can tell her you need to do daily testing for prosperity regarding her experiment. Leverage!