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Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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RebekahBrooke 9

oh my god :c that's so depressing.

RensM 22

Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe

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badactor009 0

The secret agent "pills in your drink" was uncool to the max but there is a larger (?) issue on the table. A candid discussion about her desires and your equipment was (is) in order. Now that the cat is out of the bag... you could still bring it up and see how the conversation goes. Also, since clandestine administration of medication and TV ad hype remedies (seriously, do those things work?) is cool in your trailer park, you could see if you can slip some snapper tightening pills into her coffee. My voo doo mistress says they work wonders. Don't over do it or you wont be able to drive a needle up there with a sledgehammer. Keep us posted.

badactor009 0

At least she still wants you attached to it. Could be worse. You could find a former professional wrestler, or some other big-dicked "friend" drinking your coffee. You might think about taking her to the **** warehouse. They have things there in all shapes, colors and sizes that are purpose built to appeal to your wife. Back at the ranch, after you do your thing... you could break out the mongo Kunta Kintay channel invader and go to town on her with that thing. Sounds like fun, huh?

ciaobella89_fml 3

at least she was trying to do it discreetly instead of hurting your ego by telling you up front. she had good intentions lol

Ugi 27

Negatives: - she isn't happy with how things are - she isn't able to talk to you about it. Positives: - she wants a better you rather than a substitute. Overall, I think it's a good sign that she's committed to you but I don't for a minute believe that enlargement pills work. They are a classic rip-off. There are plenty of other ways you can enhance her satisfaction, however, and if you can be open with each other and invest some effort in working together to find something that works for her then I'm sure you can work it out.

sexylarry 3

Did they work? :P

CityCunt 0

Did it work?!

MrTriscuit 0

That's on "short" notice..

writerforlife 9

Lol wonder how long it took you to notice

wirelessgeek 0

Could be worse! At least she's not replacing you!

Raheemdplayer 7

In some ways this is bad/embarrassing but in other ways, at least she wasn't cheating or ended the relationship :L find the good in it! Especially if they work lmao