Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.
novair 5
OUCH..............
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Comments (110)
Tran4369 4
Lol
novair 5
OUCH..............
EvilPotato 15
You must look creepy OP.
leader0011 5
Well if its that bad... Maybe tou should try a plastic bag over your head?
HowAreYouToday 34
Did you at least phone home?
LiveLaughFML 10
two things i learned while reading this FML. 1. OP's girlfriend is a douche. 2. OP is very unnatractive!
fthislyfe 22
When someone in the dark reaches out to you, and touches off a spark that comes shining through, It tells you never be afraid... I like ET, cuz Michael Jackson sang this awesome song for it.
brrarm 17
Thats mean Did you ask her if she thinks it's something to laugh about, why is she still with you? Maybe her own insecurities are in play?
Jimboom 12
Don't you mean Owwwwww? ;-)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
It could be worse. At least OP doesn't look like Freddy Krueger.
zombicidal 11
I wonder if OP has foot long fingers like ET
PutItIn 8
The real FML is that his girlfriend has a full scale model of ET.
Uneedanapbro 6
At least ET doesn't look like you.....
ShyAnn29 15
Am I the only one who thinks ET is cute? I think I am. He scared me when I was little but I think he's cute now, lol
ShyAnn29 15
I mean he's creepy, but cute too!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Take a finger and stick it up their asses, while saying "Owwwww."
fatgirllovesfml 0
Ahahaha now try posing next to smeagol.. And say "my precious" I'll be waiting for your FML;)
thepersonyouknow 9
get plastic surgery
HowAreYouToday 34
Jerk. That's uncalled for. Stop being mean. You don't know how op looks like.
fthislyfe 22
23: He knows...he looks like ET.
thepersonyouknow 9
lol i dont look like et im just saying if ur feeling insecure tht ur girlfriend or watever thinks u look like et get plastic surgery
fthislyfe 22
I said OP looks like ET. Not you
rexgar2000 10
he most be one ugly mother f*cker then.
RebekahBrooke 9
oh crap. you look really creepy. no offense. sorry. :(
amadais 1
Offense taken
RebekahBrooke 9
so you DON'T think ET is creepy looking? O.o
illmatic2 16
I've always thought ET looks creepy. I even cried the first time I saw that movie. True story.
RebekahBrooke 9
sorry? its called not-even-my-opinion. obviously, if op looks like ET, and ET is seriously not attractive, then op isn't very attractive. :/ sucks for you, op. maybe they're lying? hope so.
craaazymonkey 0
stewie will feel the wrath of ET's finger for that one !!!
lexex1 4
ET is a cutie.
enonymous 9
I'd bang ET. I probably already have too
Epsilonyx 15
You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.
Spartan55 0
Do you play xbox
KiddNYC1O 22
5- I sense some fingering later on.
tweetbaby14 18
ET, phoning your home?
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
OP kinky
jen1097 25
CANNOT BREATYE I LOVE YOU
agent_awesome 10
you're so hypnotizing could you be the devil could you be the angel
RainbowzSkittlez 6
...Your touch magnetizing feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing
flockz 20
imma disrobe you, then imma probe you.
Andr913 13
KISS ME!!!! K-K-KISS MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
CatPerson123 0
Infect me with your love and fill me with your poison
Andr913 13
You mean AIDS?
19990231 29
97, This is why we can't have nice things.
lmfaoooooooooo 4
I love E.T. he's awesome.
Magic1 9
Dang that's messed up. Well, just in case they make another ET, they can use you instead and you can make big bucks
RensM 22
Take it as a compliment and assume she means you have magic glowing fingers
ih82bl8 2
Magic glowing tips... All extremities glow
chessypie 0
U got a katy perry face lol jk but really dude that chick is mean