Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
CloudEnvy 17
Don't be so bitter my friend. How were you supposed to know they wouldn't work?
PureBreh707 0
Talk about a long decision;) sorry about that man
drt1124 0
wow ! good luck ! hopefully the penis enlargment will work out for you ! :)
kalbrek009 20
If it was enzyte, you should be ok. My wife says I'm already too big & won't let me take them anymore (not that i needed them, just wanted to see if i could go beyond 7). They don't actually make you bigger, they just allow more blood flow to the area making it expand fully. Lolz.
HeartAndSoul2011 0
:O (gasp face)...dang
countrychick672 0
Damn Yuu must be really small
loveanthony645 5
I really wish there was a "like" button.
wtfurcrazy 0
This is from the kardashions!
kaykay20 0
She should be upfront with you. Very dangerous for a person to sneak others pills unknowingly since you could end up taking more then the recommended dosage if you take them yourself too. People can be so thoughtless sometimes.
creedaddict 9
Did it work?
vi3tno_romeo 5
That's a true fml right there....
HeartAndSoul2011 0
I'm not a stalker, but I just wanted to say...I liked what you wrote on your profile..."only God can judge me" :) Nice