ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
Anubyte 0
Ohh, burn!
PrincessSpoiled8 0
U haven't noticed any change in size? Hmm..
BloodyMary666 24
Does she really think that works?!
Daralea 21
That DOES blow, OP. Can't believe your wife can be such a dick. This is no small issue, those pills can really **** with your body. She totally shafted you and I hope you told her what she did really sucks. ...penis
USMCSNIPER209 0
Ydi for not being hung
gdude803 0
ha ur not hung!
BritLass 15
LOL! Oh dear! Don't complain too much though! She's helping you! ;)
cloakedn007 1
And that's a bad thing? lol don't you want to have a bigger penis?
ScarletBloom 14
Did you feel offended?
Spoonz 4
Pff,... This ain't that bad
badactor009 0
Imagine the conversation if those pills really worked? "honey, you won't believe it but recently my gear got really big!"