Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Superdad
Seattle, United States
I'm doing fine
Today, trying to prove I can handle things solo while my wife is away. I packed my kid’s lunch, dropped him at school, and felt very accomplished… until the teacher emailed me a picture of the lunchbox. I had packed my own leftover spicy curry instead of his sandwich. Apparently, “It was too spicy but also kind of good.” FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML
fedexed
United States
Delivered
Today, I brought my lunch to work in the only box I had lying around my apartment - a small one from FedEx. When I went to the bathroom before lunch, I returned to my desk to find that one of my coworkers had mailed my lunch back to my apartment. FML
Hairball
United States
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Anonymous
Eugene, United States
Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML
MY CHIPS
Tokyo, Japan
Pet peeve
Today, I got home from work to see that not only had my wife opened my bag of potato chips, she'd ripped it all down the side and left it open all day without a clip. Now my chips are stale. She has a whole bag of her favorite flavor, unopened, right next to it. FML
Joey
United States
Hello, goodbye
Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
hangry
London, United Kingdom
Feed me
Today, after I packed my lunch last night and put it in the fridge, I grabbed my bag and left for work. At lunchtime, I opened it and found an empty container. I'd packed the container but left the food in the fridge. FML
FUCK THE PIGS
Oakland, United States
Well played
Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML
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whackingsoup 9
that is awesome!
alyspar2 5
I know what I'm doing next time someone expects me to pack their lunch;)
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TheElBurrrito 21
what about the chips?
Philerup31 12
She ate them too.
PenguinBitch 44
Forget the chips. This reminds me of Family Guy when Meg opened her lunch and saw a picture of Louise eating her food. Hmmmm
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
"Oh pb&j with the crusts cut off! What'd you get meg?" "Your crust... And a picture of mom eating a turkey leg."
Alchemist_21 26
Same here, I think either they watch too mich Family Guy or this was a rip-off fml.
whackingsoup 9
that is awesome!
HortonThelephant 15
You know what else is awesome!?! Time travel!! Look at the time stamp on the comments. Reads 1/3/13 instead of 3/1/13!! Mind State: Officially Blown
daniel_dd31 13
Dare I say.... Lunchception?
theninja1800 11
Did anyone think of that family guy episode where Lois does that to meg? Haha
DanielleinDC 34
Mind not blown, as in many countries, the dates are written dd/mm/yyyy instead of mm/dd/yyyy. And yes, my sarcasmeter is not fully functioning today.
PenguinBitch 44
56-Ha Good catch. I completely ignored most replies and stated this by replying to the first comment. I credit you first sir.
ThankYouGoodbye 14
Wow. You Americans are so ignorant. The world doesn't evolve around you.
SaraWinterHeart 15
I believe the word you're looking for is "revolve"...but darn were you so close!
alyspar2 5
I know what I'm doing next time someone expects me to pack their lunch;)
S182 15
I know what someone will do next time someone asks them for money.
vadaaa 11
30- they'll give the person a picture of them.. Eating the money?
crazytwinsmom 25
30, you're assuming they have to ask for money. This isn't 1950.
abu4u 26
I'm sure you meant "Eating HER sandwich."
Faff 20
pretty sure he didn't.
skellingtonfart 18
That's what you get for expecting a woman to make you a sandwich!
Batterypost 23
You make it sound like he forced her to pack his lunch. I really hope that your comment is not serious.
skellingtonfart 18
You're not from the Internet, are you? Of course I'm not being serious.
ninjasmurf09 5
I'm just throwing this out there, you look like zooey deschanel
Yourheadache 19
#47 you look like slenderman.
sux4u121 10
You look like snooki ^
apax 9
^ you look like #47 ( 0 ) ( 0 )
skellingtonfart 18
47- you're the third person to say that! Thank you!
wlddog 14
84 is hot. Snooki just looks weird compared to 84.
Yourheadache 19
who's snooki anyways?
TheAbstract 15
Snooki is a rare breed of oompa loompa. Although "rare" isn't the correct word. She is more of a freak mutation that should never have been allowed to live or multiply. Now, she's famous. Go figure.
klutz44 28
113 - AND she's multiplied.
CumminsDieselGir 5
haha love it ! :D
SakataGintoki 9
Well, that's another FML going straight to my favourites. c:
GirlWithHair 4
Find my cat
woiz 11
she's one month a head ...April fool !!!!
teamlightskin 14
Yu were eating her sandwhich!! I like the idea she had going though
Gaga_is_God6969 13
LMFAO. Was that all she packed?
isallwaysme 27
Since this its an FML, I an going to use logic and say yes.
isallwaysme 27
Am*
Pleonasm 36
"When I said I wanted to eat light to keep my figure, I didn't mean this!"