Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
SadGf
Kinda hot
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
chewybarseventy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
no action Jackson
Hesperia, United States 🌶️ Spicy
What a wanker
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating. I thought it was hot and asked if I could join in. He threw me a disgusted look and screamed that I’d ruined the whole mood. Now we’re both unsatisfied. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
My little buddy
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Jill Shanks
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Mrs. Ned
Incline Village, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Zigazig Ah
Today, I walked in on my fiancé while he was masturbating to the Spice Girls movie. FML
Isabell
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Top comments
Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
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Comments (110)
KhaleesiDannie 26
Narcissism at its best
James_is_Mexican 25
You mean masterbating to yourself in isn't normal??
Emint 16
You're comments are always so disappointing. #25
sturschaedel 27
So, now you know why he installed that big a$$ mirror in the bedroom!
LeashaJoy5595 28
That's exactly my question, why would he look at a picture when he could just look in the mirror. Poor OP though, man, she will never be as sexy to him as he is to himself.
okaydisarray 17
62: he really likes that picture...
Standupmast3r 18
Narcissis-(beating his)dick
Retaheki 27
Sounds like Kanye West.
cantik20 5
Kim... is that you?
_cameronkc_ 17
is...is that gay?
buffynovelli 14
I was honestly going to comment that
joshua1615 8
More like Johnny bravo
xRiverSongx 17
You predicted it..
XxNekoLovexX 26
Well...that's awkward. I think he's got something to tell you then '-'
MzZombicidal 36
I'm pretty sure it's all out in the open now, #3. Lol!
XxNekoLovexX 26
Very true #8! XD
Lustig_Junge 16
Maybe he'd be better off with a mirror for a girlfriend.
Puddlepop 19
I dont see the problem here
Exodiafinder687 58
Wait! You're telling me that not all guys do that? *Hides framed picture of myself*
mojobanks 8
A framed picture. That's genius. Protective glass! I've ruined so many selfies...
garrett_8614 14
#19 - Why did you have to give me that mental picture, WHY.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Taking narcissism to a new level, I see.
mojobanks 8
Ménage a moi
BlondePsycho 43
Thank you for the classiest euphemism for jerking off ever!
Enslaved 38
I can just *picture him talking dirty to himself: "You like that, don't you? Well, you know I do"
Enslaved 38
"You better understand I'm in love with myself, Myself, my beautiful self" ~No Feelings
kimeatszombies 22
At least... it's not some random girl?
iAlissa 34
If that's not the silver lining to this situation, I'm not sure what is.
Seraphium 6
This is true. Unfortunately with a personality like that, you can assume it's only a matter of tine he'd break it off due to boredom.