Anonymous
United States
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sandston, United States
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
new name
Storrs Mansfield, United States
Today, I told my family that I wanted to change my last name to my future wife's. We want to have the same last name, and we chose hers because she is an only child, while I have three brothers. Half of my family is laughing and calling me "pussy whipped" while the other half won't speak to me. FML
singleagain
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML
unloved
United Kingdom
Today, my wife changed her name back to her maiden name. Why? So people would stop asking questions about us. We have been married for 15 years. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Chicago, United States
Bee in her bonnet
Today, my wife bumped into my ex-girlfriend from before we met. My wife said that she’s glad she's hotter than her, and we laughed. She has now mentioned this every hour since then, and now insists I list the reasons why she’s hotter. FML
Anonymous
Today, my wife sent me a text expressing her "love and thinking to the future with you, Chad". Too bad my name isn't Chad. FML
hyphen
Denver, United States
The patriarchy rules
Today, I was talking to a new friend when I told him my last name. It’s hyphenated. He then left and declared me to be a "stuck-up bitch" who thinks she’s "too good to take a man’s last name." This is the name I was born with. FML
Just good enough
Settled
Today, my wife admitted that she settled for me because I had a good job and made enough for her to live comfortably. I shouldn't worry though, because now she's old enough that she won't be able to pull anyone more exciting or attractive. FML
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tooiecutie 6
bobaganush?
MaskedAspen 6
Norris ?
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bigAC 6
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BOOSCAREDU 0
Just no. Please never do that again.
SayPeanuts 29
Don't be a bollox #1.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I'd love to see comments like this deleted altogether so the glory ****** won't even have their dps up.
fakeaccountX 6
Are you the NFL player C.J. Ah You by any chance?
tooiecutie 6
bobaganush?
fthislyfe 22
COOLEST FAMILY NAME EVER!
EvilPotato 15
Toothfairy?
Driveshaft 5
For the love of god tell me!
Keyman1212 14
One of my friend's last names is Kapangapang. Bet his wife married him for his last name.
LiveLaughFML 10
your last name must be Cullen ;-)
RedSharpieInk 5
People with cool last names are always taken.. :/
austanyo 0
Mine's Strong ;]
decidedlyvague 11
What does having a strong last name mean?
leadman1989 16
Androidslayer...
monkeys1315 0
That's a legit reason to marry someone :)
holygodthatshars 0
Is your last name Colfer? Or Criss? Those are AMAZING last names.
Sebastian_NG 17
Fett! And your son will be named Boba
ppatty 0
epic^ lol mines patty
SCREAM4meeee 0
First name Alotta, last name Fagita.
xfyre 11
#65, my last name is Chick. and i'm single. the people with the cool names aren't always taken.
countrydevil 6
true fact:his last name is McRichpants
gntfmlingnow 12
True fact: her previous name was slutty mcbuttsex. (reference to a YouTube video)
VeganVampyre 27
164- Chick is not a cool last name. Especially for a woman.
fatgirllovesfml 0
Stop being a wuss and tell her what every man would reply to his wife when he feel threatened. "GO BACK TO YOUR KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH WOMAN."
d_dubz86 1
#169- Me too :-/
XxFilthyxDubxX 1
Mines Ohmann ;)
Pixii 0
Very obviously Rumplestiltskin
imcutefml 0
My last name is chanthaphone
zoPwNAgEzo 21
bobaganush is an Arabic dish lol. it taste pretty good.
drawmesunshine 17
McLovin?
idontcare8l 3
127- austin powers?
idontcare8l 3
174- is that video grandma got a facebook by yourfavouritemartian by achance?
jabfinch 9
Hitler
nalia18 8
Mines johnson... Everyone loves johnsons... Ypu cant help it. We have- Body soaps, baby wash, wreslers, movie stars, singers, actors, etcs.
stro88 6
An acquaintance of mine changed their last name to "Imrichbich" if you can figure that out. Wish I thought of it... ******.
chell1894 13
Eh I'm more all about the money ;)
enonymous 9
223 - I've surgically removed my penis and have replaced it with a bankers roll of dimes and other various coin change just for you. Also real last name Mr & Mrs Keyman
BlueberrySwisher 9
Win! lmfao
chell1894 13
228, let's get married ;)
zakkyzebra 11
Mines RosenSwäg :/
heartbreakatdawn 0
You must be Matt from the show Finding Bigfoot. His last name is Moneymaker.
PvtPlatypus 4
My last name is Boo. I'm not even kidding.
drawmesunshine 17
I went to school with a girl whose name was McCool. She was a bitch.
labudamike 6
Labuda? Thts mine
thegr8destroyer 0
My last name is Mayo. :(
caester9 0
My last name is O'Callaghan. I get teased a lot.
Daralea 21
244- First name King?
YoTengoTomatoes 7
This kid in my class' last name is Romance. I might just do what OP's wife did ^_^
uffiewuffie 0
Colfer and Criss are ugly last names.
MadPercussion 0
#161 - Please tell me that was just a terrible joke. PLEASE.
giraffemagic 0
My teachers name is Mr. Love...I wish he was a Dr. :(
Pretty_In_Purple 0
Mines Claggett. It rhymes with ******. FML
Pretty_In_Purple 0
Mines Claggett. It rhymes with ******. FML
nevadablanca 4
I love your last name.
TzzaNL 8
Like it hahaha
DalekScythe 0
maybe his last name is Norris.
hypuuurness 6
my cousin holly did that, because his last name was wood. hahaha
chaoguy789 4
No, Focker.
Star928 7
Is it a YFM video?
Bonzer 2
My last name is Bonser.
yeyah3 2
I love you!
UltimateGIRness 16
My best friends last name is Hawthorne.i love his name
MaskedAspen 6
Norris ?
Ecklcakes 15
T?
ShyAnn29 15
B?
Glitterhinoceros 14
Q?
missyj0 12
******!
medotcom 0
96 - That's hilarious.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Galifianakis?
ThatOneCanadian 0
96 has a pretty lower half of face
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
121-more of a 3/4 of a face.
max_wilder 9
Phelps.......jk
Omit 4
Just don't leave the water running, it cost money for water!
MichellinMan 20
falcon punch that bitch.
anlhawks 5
i know a guy with the last name of cashdollar
ChuckNorrisTacos 5
Hmmm.
strokesie 23
202- me too.. Weird. Not that common of a name.
lovejdbieber 0
Bieber? #nohate I'd marry a guy with the last name Bieber ;)
Gothmonkey7 3
Norris! :D
barnmaster98 5
Wanna trade names?
FlipInBrosky 4
Her last name was probably Dick and first name Shenita. Sounds reasonable enough to dump a surname for!
maybeeiwill 11
Well what is it?
Madiluvsyuh98 2
It was her first name spelled backwards ill bet
crazychick1269 7
question of the year:)
LacyWings 3
It's Aazkabaaz.
mgsoloist 14
113-I read that as Azkaban. HP on the brain.
ArielTheMermaid 17
No worries 136. I've been reading HP for about 3 hours now haha
HannahJoButtons 2
Bananahammock
TwistedFury25 4
#208 FTW!!!
Feklfekl2222 32
47- What if her first name was Lana?
rayrae24 5
That's the best. I love you. If in reference to friends. If not well ur a creep..
FYLDeep 26
Did she have a shitty last name she was trying to ditch, like Bin Laden, Gaddafi, or Hitler? It would suck to share a last name with someone like that.
slushpup9696 12
Job interviews must be a nightmare...
bout88ninjas 15
lol...that would suck...
leadman1989 16
Hello miss Braun? Eva... O.o It's a reference if you don't get it please don't thumbs down. :)
GrammaticalNazi 2
154 - I got the (not-too-funny) reference, which gave me permission to thumb down your comment. So I did.
leadman1989 16
Well **** you then. :)
palincomparison 1
Don't forget Bieber.
leadman1989 16
I too saw the correction you name yourself after. It was made to that person with the picture with the keboard with the red key in it.
taytoc 10
That's when u ask If she ever rly loved u
erocketship 0
honestly!, yes that's a good question. These noobs don't gv thumbs up on yours cause it's not funny. Dumbasses!
Cereal_Is_Good 5
107- What are you saying?
Ruler3000 17
211- Its plain obvious what he was saying. The original comment got thumbs down, so he said the noobs downrated it because it wasn't funny.
missyj0 12
Is your last name Potter? If yes, I'd marry you too.
soccer_lover_714 4
I would marry him and name my kid Harry :)
crazychick1269 7
64 who wouldn't??:D
tylersign 11
I know a girl named Hailey Potter. Just sayin'.
crazychick1269 7
81 does she have a brother:)
farahg3 0
Ahha me too!!
Dreamkiller51 5
No offense but Harry potter sucks
crazychick1269 7
108 you suck!
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Best way to get thumbs down on FML- Say Harry Potter sucks. How the **** does anybody hate Harry Potter?
KiddNYC1O 22
This thread is sad.
brod99 0
damn 10 is hot
KiddNYC1O 22
123- Really? Your first comment ever and you're going with that? FYI: She's 14 and those type of comments are frowned upon...
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Good, that comment was moderated.
KiddNYC1O 22
131- You're funny already.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
134- I was agreeing with you that what the other comment said was creepy, and I was saying i was glad that his comment got moderated.
KiddNYC1O 22
135- I was talking about before your comment was edited, nice try. That's enough, though. Good day.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
137- stop being a dumbass. Your comment was creepy.
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL. Good day, rookie. And stop thumbing up your own comments.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
When you realize your mistake, dont blame me for it. And no, I don't thumb my own comments.
lilwaynerockz_fml 12
Haha 122
Perez371 2
H
Pebbles89 9
Crazychic, you're 15 hahaha
zakkyzebra 11
Pebbles, you're 21. I can do it, too. Derpyderp Captain Obvious.
thebeautybleeds 17
I'd rather marry a Lovegood.
crazychick1269 7
198 what of it?
nevadablanca 4
AWWWW HELL NAHH!
hannaaaahr 33
since my last name is Rowling, I'm not sure if I would take my husbands name, even is it was Potter, I'd definitely take Malfoy though, or Riddle :)
ImaginaryFoe 1
My husband has an incredibly generic last name but I suppose that's better than having a generic husband with a cool name. Do you really not know your wife better? You should either know she is joking or you should have known long ago if that were truly the "only" reason.
ImaginaryFoe 1
*main*
landsharkman 3
Damn....
erocketship 0
sorry no! I bet you get beaten and still think he I'd the right one. Please! misses know it all.
sugar902 0
110 -stfu & get off fml... No one likes your comments.
drawmesunshine 17
And your ninja cupcake looks like poo.
alstbv12 13
Please tell me your name is Keith Dudemeister.
gothiccandy 9
Scrubs reference, ftw!
zombicidal 11
its German for master of dudes (scrubs ftw)
Randy84 10
Greatest show ever
Camerone453 14
Scrubs hell yeah