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Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Getting on a bit
Today, I found out my husband has to take Viagra to get it up with me. He never needed it with his ex-wife. FML
RohnAbheek
India 🌶️ Spicy
Hard place
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a Viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
ItsFunnyNow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bricked up
Today, I have erectile dysfunction but have also recently gotten a girlfriend. She is very understanding but I decided to try Viagra to get things going. I had the rare reaction of a boner lasting hours that put me in hospital. I can’t win, it’s either no boner at all or a boner that tries to kill itself. FML
potatoehead178
Fairfield, United States
I should?
Today, while I finished my business with my girlfriend, she asked if I used Viagra. I replied, "No I never use Viagra." She responded with, "You should." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Priapism Tuesday
Today, I took Viagra so we could have sex at bedtime. We fell asleep afterwards, but I must've had a reaction to the Viagra as it was still erect this morning and must have been erect all night, way longer than 4 hours. I went straight to hospital as my penis was numb and pale blue. Help me. FML
Issac Almendarez
🌶️ Spicy
Disclaimer
Today, my family and I took a trip to Mexico, along with my girlfriend. I bought some Viagra, just to experiment as I don't need it. My mom had me carrying around her cigarettes all day. When she asked for them, I accidentally handed her the box of Viagra and she freaked out on me. FML
Jonathan
Time flies
Today, I noticed my unopened box of Viagra passed its 'use by' date three months ago. My sex life ended in 2022. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML
Top comments
dazedNconfuzzled 0
Life's hard, eh?
SkoomaKi 28
At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....
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SkoomaKi 28
At least you're getting some my friend. You'll probably last longer too. Maybe too long....
Keevarou 17
Just like Duracell batteries in smoke detectors that goes off all the time?
BlanketHogger 0
Energizer. He just keeps going and going...
EvilTwerp 12
OP! I just got out of health 101. Not sure if it was "Forks Over Knives" but I was told that taking a Viagra is like a sign. It's supposed to say something like "Hey bro! Your arteries are getting clogged! That's why you can't get any blood to the Magic Man down there." I'd suggest going to the doctor for a Check-up.
free2speak 14
To comment 1: or since he didn't specify what for, he might have had to take it to lower his BP. Going off the assumption that Viagra is most often prescribed for erticle dysfunction, it's still not a "FML" if OP is slightly older (by which I mean he is in his 40's). I guess I'm biased in that I am a female so I don't know how attached men are to their ego of being able to raise it and work it. Hey, whatever it takes to get laid! Plus, if you're discreet, your SO probably won't even notice!
hahafylop 4
His post should take Viagara so there is room for me to click on it.
Jonkbaby 23
must be hard.
Boygenius50 8
My name's Edward, but you can call me ED
MizzErikaHart 8
^ I thought that was funny. You must have got thumbed down cuz no1 understood ur joke.
allard 14
Must've been stuck between a rock, and a very hard place..'
Boygenius50 8
Haha the users of FML have fickle taste...
Krysk_fml 0
21- If it's more than 4 hours OP should see a doctor
Il_Maestro 6
If it's been more than 4 hours, the OP should see about hosting a sex party.
garrr 0
Fkin lol! Best reply ever :D
DynamicDave 11
If I have a boner that lasts four hours, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling the Guiness Book of World Records!
garrr 0
Try to not show your ignorance by guessing viagra is for hypertension, because it is not. Its indicated for PULMONARY hypertension and erectile dysfunction. So if OP is taking it for either reasons, FHL indeed :/
Warchamp7 3
Krysk, my friend! How's it going, bro?
Warchamp7 3
If you can last more than 4 hours, then you deserve a medal.
ohSNAPyall 27
Now it is.
EvilTwerp 12
Seriously? I get thumbed down for telling OP that he could have a heart attack? If you take Viagra, it basically enlarges your veins and arteries, causing more blood to flow through it. If you need one of those pills, it's probably because of plaque buildup in those arteries.
blackheart24 10
Today, I tried to tap this FML. FML.
celticssss 0
Skoomaki - I feel that someone has to say this.. Get a life! I've been reading a few recent fmls and you're all over them! Stop trying so hard for a few thumbs up from strangers.
RockNRollAndrew 18
Battlefield 3 reference ?
ttttttyyy 0
Doesn't matter had sex! :D
PrimeEvilTahir 24
It matters, can't have sex (without Viagra)
ManInTheMachine 20
Is it possible for the moderators to suspend an account for using this horribly rehashed meme? It's gotten to the point of being extremely annoying. And before anyone attacks me with "Freedom of speech" or "I'm sure you've said it before", let me say this: I have 811 combined comments on this site (not that this matters, just to make a point), and not one of them uses this meme. Others that have never used this meme: SkoomaKi: 1,000+ comments DocBastard: 10,000+ comments Enslaved: 1,000+ comments redbluegreen: 10,000+ comments There are plenty of other people that have never used this on the site, simply because of how annoying and overused it is. Please give it a rest.
RedPillSucks 33
Ask the moderator to filter all comments listed in DocBastards profile
theunwiseone 4
That gave my headache a headache
Llamacod 11
maninthemachine, I don't know that they have explicit right to "freedom of speech" in france. Of course of you don't like "doesn't matter had sex" you don't have to read the gnp comments then you won't have to be so "annoyed" because we wouldn't want you to be annoyed
Boygenius50 8
MITM, I'm glad to see everybody thumbing you up
BRLHP 24
71, why do you care so much? 90% of the kids that post that have never had sex.
Llamacod 11
whoa spazmatic youaremyprey, I assumed nithing
Llamacod 11
sorry, got cut off. I assumed nothing. I states that I didn't know whether or not frenchies had the "right" to free speech or not. presuming you are a frenchie, maybe if you got your lazy ass a job you wouldn't be so bitter champagne just maybe learn to comprehend the words written in front of you. see when someone says "I don't know that..." it doesn't mean that they are saying that it doesn't exist, it means exactly that what it says. I wasn't assuming that that usa was the only country with freedom of speech as I know other countries do as well. what ones saying was I didn't know whether or not france had such a right in its declarations.
vocaloidtiger 12
Read my profile. Just do it.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
It matters, can't have sex (without Viagra)
MissPixy 7
....i dont get it so what?.....
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Well, it's kind if a bummer when a man realizes that they can't get an erection without a little help.
GVirdi 11
Still counts!
crazychick1269 7
The lonely islanders
GawdamitNappa 4
*the lonely island
dazedNconfuzzled 0
Life's hard, eh?
ttttttyyy 0
Or not so hard...
BlanketHogger 0
I guess he's had his "ups" and "downs" in life.
PrimeEvilTahir 24
He needed extra help to get his life "up"
Thepunspotter 3
i see what you did there
123josie123 11
^well done captain obvious, I think we all did.
william8691 10
Come on guys don't you think you're being a little too "hard on" the guy...
PrimeEvilTahir 24
No offense to anyone but I don't want to be "hard on" to any guy...
william8691 10
Lol
luvscomplic8ed 6
Omg you guys are amazing XD
kut17 11
Awesome. don't be so "hard" on yourself. y--you see what I did there?
Jackasss_fml 14
You just ****** it up by mentioning it.
Nanall 15
No, you did.
Thepunspotter 3
I do see what you did there
Calyx_fml 22
I don't. Please explain it to me.
SmokingUnicorn 8
I did what you see there.
SystemofaBlink41 27
It's not that "hard" to see. I'm "coming" to think some people in FML are idiots
BIGBOY4rmAHM 19
Remember. If your erection last longer than four hours, keep going until it goes down lol
RedPillSucks 33
If your erection last longer than 4 hours,that's rigor mortis, cause you're dead
Jumpingmal2 7
If it lasts more than four hours, you gotta pull the girl off you.
AliceLockehart 18
You make it sound like there's something wrong with sex that goes for longer than four hours.
xxblmpknxx 10
If an erection last more than four hours, one runs a high risk of popping a specific vein (I can't remember the name right now.) If said vein were to pop, you could cause server damage to yourself and may never get an erection again. : / it's sad really.
xxblmpknxx 10
Severe*
AliceLockehart 18
I didn't know that!
Llamacod 11
where's doc bastard when you need him to tell us what could happen when one gets an erection lasting more than four hours because # 106 seems completely incorrect to me but I don't know for sure
thisisafunnyname 12
"I had to take Viagra. A vein in my penis exploded. FML"
22cute 17
No, I think a four hour erection just drains so much blood away from your brain that you may suffer some permanent brain damage.
ScarNuts 8
If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours... CUT IT OFF!
crazykid300 6
#106 my dick hurts cuz of u
eXangelice 15
After four hours, you go to the hospital because at six hours the tissue in the penis begins to die due to lack of blood flow. You go at four hours to give the health care workers time to save your penis from necrosis and death.
orebes 3
There was a reason it was made. You aren't alone. Nothing to be ashamed of.
dmac843 2
It was originally made to treat cardio vascular problems.
thiscrazything 1
And apparently it does it quite well.
chellyX92 8
Yea was made to treat heart issues, side effect was a bonner so they did a spin off of the medicine.
BlackHarry 0
Welcome to my world, my brother. I eat them like M&Ms.
MidnaLink 35
I'm suprised you haven't died from the blood pressure going to your penis!
jackery 2
Your dick is gonna explode some day and you will be stuck with a mangina
SqueakyChipmunk 22
VIVA VIAGRA! Oh wait, I'm a girl. Why am I taking these? Why are my fingers so stiff?
palahniukpaul 6
Unless you're a patient on House md then it's not that big of a deal
naddification 7
Had a pretty tough time trying to tap/click on the FML.