Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, my husband thought I was still asleep while he was getting ready for work. How do I know? I watched him grab a condom out of his nightstand and put it in his lunchbox. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML
Today, I heard vibrating from inside my husband's desk drawer. Since he's away for the weekend, I investigated. I found an unfamiliar cellphone with an inbound call. I answered it. Turns out, it was his mistress. Neither of us can get a hold of him. FML
Today, at last, my husband instigated sex for the first time since the honeymoon a few months ago when he started fondling me in bed. Then I realised he was asleep. FML
Today, I looked at the supplements my boyfriend puts in the protein shakes we both drink. To my horror, most of them listed "boosts libido" or "increased fertility" as benefits. When I confronted him, he said ,"So? I drink them too, it's not like I'm drugging you or something." FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, as I was cleaning up after my two year-old, I found a pair of lacy underwear in his toy box. Not only are they not mine, but now I have to ask my husband if he's cheating on me. Or ask my babysitter if she's being having fun, instead of actually babysitting. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the male enhancers aren't working.
J15237 25
I am sorry to hear that "we havent been having sex". Maybe "He" has been, but also male enhancers are not just for sexual drive. Has he been going to the gym more? Maybe getting his body in shape. I think you should ask him before assuming the worse.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Maybe the male enhancers aren't working.
Stephani Janell 7
Just because she found it does not mean she was searching. Don’t you ever clean your vehicle?
RichardPencil 32
I think you're replying to the wrong comment. But for the record, no, I never clean my vehicle.
shannon2348 14
why were you searching your car? And maybe you haven't been having sex because he is not feeling confident. Or maybe because of your lack of trust. ydi
mekiswrite 21
Maybe she was cleaning the car. OP didn't once say she was looking for anything.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
have you never heard of someone CLEANING their car? you're an idiot
EmDizzle2007 28
the mad bitches replying to you are likely single. he could have been taking them just to JO. dudes use lube buttplugs and cockrings just to enjoy some self lovin. the "cleaning the car" fuckery is the lie these spinsters would use to justify snooping. if he's keeping it in their car, he likely put them in a place she never goes, which means she didn't just happen on them. but, if they don't share a car, she has no excuse for being so deep in his shit.
campdude90 15
Have they been used? Maybe he was trying them out before trying them with you? Otherwise your suspicions could be correct.
bobsanction 18
Maybe he's self conscious about the size of his penis.
J15237 25
I am sorry to hear that "we havent been having sex". Maybe "He" has been, but also male enhancers are not just for sexual drive. Has he been going to the gym more? Maybe getting his body in shape. I think you should ask him before assuming the worse.
Vickers25053 19
It boost testosterone. Your husband is just trying to get a boost when working out 💪🏻