ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
s1d1ouz 2
She must really wish u were black
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
NOW, YOU MUST MAKE HER GIVE YOU MUCH HEAD AND SEXY TIME.
dontfmlplzzz 6
At least she's not cheating
COCOPUFF3663 0
sumone is small hahah
SPecial_Kay14 0
Ask her what isle she found them in at the store...not that I'd need to use them or anything...
Norrec86 7
Dude that sucks. Did she think you wouldn't notice when it was getting better? You should divorce her. If she can't accept you for who you are then she doesn't deserve you.
daneleazy 2
89 - sure your dad doesnt, he probably has the same needle you use to donate chromosomes
Stylin_Since_97 10
She's a horny hornet
grands138 4
And this is where you surprisedly reply, "Ha! So that's why your sister keeps saying she swears it's getting bigger! And I just thought she was just trying to be nice."
davek 36
FYL, because you've obviously married a dumb one there. She's wasted a lot of money on snake oil, and willingly provided your payment details to fraudsters.