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Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
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pjsr 33
The garbage disposal does a good job of destroying all evidence
spinspinsugar 12
hi, op's husband 👋
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
It has a drain! Did you want him to jerk off in the silverware drawer or the refrigerator?
Jaymail 19
Speaking as a man I can tell you that I’d much rather have someone else ********** me to an ******. Are you “forcing his hand” so to speak? Is he satisfied with the number of times you get together with him?
pjsr 33
The garbage disposal does a good job of destroying all evidence
whyme203 15
Did you help him finish?
ArtyVand04 5
That's gross, Don't step into the kitchen unless he agrees to buy a new sink( with his money)
kimlover1960 3
Maybe if you gave him a bit more attention instead of shopping he may not have to do that.
spinspinsugar 12
hi, op's husband 👋
drphilipdpark 4
Maybe you aren’t doing your job as a wife? Don’t take this the wrong way. Maybe he’s the one staying at home while you are working at an essential job like being a Doctor or nurse.
smurballs 3
Okay but that makes her a better wife? If she’s an easy i all worker risking her life so her husband can have a home and food then she’s an amazing wife.. maybe your expecting too much of women!
EmDizzle2007 28
OK?
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
men are weird creatures. I guarantee you he has a reason that is perfectly sound to him. I can also guarantee you've put worse things into your sink than something that many humans put directly into their bodies.
spinspinsugar 12
I have no idea why I find this so funny