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Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
gross
Ottawa, Canada
Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Toothy
United States
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
disgusted
United States
Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
bigdaddy
United States
Doggy dog world
Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML
upliftmofo
Belgium
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Top comments
TheSugarBat 6
How does that even happen?
silentnick 21
I guess you guys are real close!
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Comments (31)
silentnick 21
I guess you guys are real close!
Migole 36
How I met your mother, anyone?
hurtfulcomment 5
I was thinking the same thing haha
mbschindler22 9
I remember seeing this scene and thinking it was so unrealistic…guess not lol
carolinem_743 3
I've read like 3 FMLs that reminded me of How I Met Your Mother so far today, including this one.
TheSugarBat 6
How does that even happen?
embarass 14
I know that in my house we bought a bunch of electric tooth brushes a couple years back and they all looked the same. Then we just held them in a cup in the cabinet so we easily got confused until we labeled them. Maybe something like that happened.
Wizardo 34
Sounds like you got each other's plaque.
captain_hero89 22
Is there only one toothbrush in the house?
ssnow_fml 20
I'm very curious as to how that even happens.
orangejubejube 20
That happened with my housemate. I put new toothbrushes in our stockings at Christmas and we both thought the green one was ours for at least a few weeks.
yenze 18
I feel like ive read this fml on random before
whysojealous 18
Wow. You indirectly kissed your whole family.
ThrottleJockey 36
More like indirectly French kissed.
dragoongirl90 34
How in God's name does that even happen?