Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I found out that my wife had an affair with our marriage counselor. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is indeed cheating on me. Not bad enough? She's sleeping with a guy who squats in a derelict storefront near our house. A hobo stole my wife. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my wife came home from work early and told me she'd been fired. She was really upset so I told her how much she means to me and how much I love her to help cheer her up. She then told me she was caught getting it on with another employee. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, my wife got fired for leaving work early once again. She's been doing random "spot checks" for the past month, convinced that she'll catch me cheating on her. This paranoid crap is exactly why I'm filing for divorce. FML
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to leave me because she wasn't happy. Little did I know, she's been fucking her coworker for the past month or so. FML
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Top comments
Dillyduzit 23
For a lot of people, cheating would be their first guess.. You sound so very trusting, OP. I hope she hasn't completely ruined that quality in you forever.
donkinator 24
i guess the only plus side is she isn't smoking...
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donkinator 24
i guess the only plus side is she isn't smoking...
martin8337 36
Yes she is, she is smoking white owls. Or playing the skin flute.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Haha well, that's one way to find a silver lining.
biebahood 15
who the hell cares if she's smoking or not, OP shouldn't be concerned the least for her now.
DrCheese 16
She was smoking her lovers meat log.
incoherentrmblr 22
I'm curious if she got the coffee then had sex, or had sex in the coffee shop? Either way, she's smoking something...
skyttlz 32
#44- Or lied about going to the coffee shop..
xivoricbutterfly 25
Both of those actions are pretty bad. Sorry op I hate cheaters. Isn't one person enough?
Remembered 14
It's a shame some people buy into "the grass is greener on the other side" bullshit. Hope you find someone who loves you unconditionally.
feven 32
^ it's not really bullshit. But you're right it shouldn't apply to this scenario
Mrtigerblue 14
#2 while I whole heartedly agree with you we can not assume that OP is blaimless for all we know he is a abusive neglectful jerk even if he doesn't realize he is(well I mean emotional or mental I don't think he could not realize physical) I am not saying cheating should ever be condoned but it is entirely possible he deserves it and lost her because of his own actions or lack there for of. of course it's equally plausible that she's just a worthless soul crushing **** who used him then cheated on him. my point being we do not know the situation or the whole story
Brandi_Faith 34
40, I disagree. Even if Op is a huge jerk and treated her badly she still should have broken up with him before she started dating someone else. That's the one thing I don't understand about cheating, even if you're attracted to someone else, break up before you go there. I'd rather my boyfriend call me and dump me right before he makes out with someone else rather than him cheat on me.
MrConcise 35
@42 - Sounds like you're really into semantics. Why does it matter if he dumps you right before kissing somebody or if he waits until the morning after? Either way, his heart still belongs to somebody else and he's still leaving you for that person. Cheating or not, the result is the same. You're still losing the person you love/care about to somebody else, and it's not as though he engaged in a ton of deceit and distance to do so. Of course, this doesn't apply to long-term affairs, I'm simply referring to your terrible example.
Mrtigerblue 14
#42 I generally agree but I'm saying is you can't say its wrong 100% of the time. what if she can't get out of the relationship for some reason. #45 yeah you're right simantics and long term relationships are different but you saw my point right?
llalala_fml 19
#30 the grass is greener where u water it. When in a committed relationship you shouldn't be looking for your next trade up
samantha236le 17
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What type of coffee did she get? I'm guessing cheatilla latte. Sorry OP
muzy 23
... Too easy...
Aimeejasmine 15
Not cool.. Have some respect for OP's emotions
rossea 21
FYL man
quickit 24
FML staff pleased fix the grammar from 'me' to 'my'.
Wolfparable 22
Sorry that happened to you nobody deserves to be with somebody who does that kind of thing to them. Hope you end things with her quickly
RobinGoodfellow 47
Sorry OP, that's really awful.
rachb007 11
Don't talk to me before I've had my coffee!
604 11
Are you sure she wasn't hooking? I mean, maybe she said she was going out to get a **** fee and you wanted to hear coffee.
matdun101 19
I mean that is understandable happens to me all the time!
PokeyPorcupine 18
sorry op, but at least you found out
Dillyduzit 23
For a lot of people, cheating would be their first guess.. You sound so very trusting, OP. I hope she hasn't completely ruined that quality in you forever.
pedinhuh 23
As sad as it is to say this, they were married and had a commitment, so the odds that she ruined that good quality of his are pretty high... ...Or maybe he's just naive..
kudwam 6
How is being trusting a quality? You never regret being too cautious with people. OP learnt this the hard way.