Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
smexehXredhead0 0
It's a sign...
k32323 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahhsshahhsha
hamncheeseinit 6
It's a hint
5t3ff1k4h 47
Noooo shit, Sherlock.
hobojo69 23
Ummm, I think that might be a hint
rjacobroberts 3
wow....you need a little help there buddy.
ccovey 2
Leave her. ASAP
Sloanne95 4
Lol. That happened on the kardashians. Hey, least now maybe you can satisfy her? ;o
police11942 1
That is so depressing it's not even funny. Sorry dude. So? Are they working? Or did you think you had a rapid growth the past while? ;)
shooterbuddy 8
It's only a small problem .... Ha ha
lizliz23 0
at least she did it quietly so u wouldnt feel like less of a man