Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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Comments (144)
kevinmcl 0
omg... im so sry
gamerpro2000 0
OMGROFLBBQ. Yeah. I couldn't sit through that. Its for moments like that that I have an iPhone. Saves me unneeded ear bleeds.
LyLa_fml 0
I appreciate this...so much. :D HAHA.
wylilkocher44 0
I don't see the bad in this one, probably brought a lot of business.
samtamrox 0
thats awesome. i wish i was lucky enough to see that movie. i dont get to till this weekend!
MikeRat 0
This is the funniest (and truest) FML I've ever heard of...
musicmandy 0
nooo they are awsome!!!
TronRx 0
the only 2 things that would be worse than that are: 1. you have to preview the movie (to check for glitches) 2. you have to tear tickets or manage the endless lines of screaming 13 year old girls wearing Jonas Brothers tshirts and harmoniously singing every one of their shitty songs so either way, like #1 said, "I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck"
SilverBallet 0
Ouch. That sounds like a bad omen for the new equipment. And, #8, keeping true to a "purity ring" is easy when your fan-base consists of 12-year-old girls.
mgaskarth 0
okay, i'm sick and tired of people making fun of the Jonas Brothers. what is so bad with them? They ARE talented. Just because they don't sing the type of music you like doesn't mean they don't have any talent. So what they have purity rings. It's what they believe in. Random people i'm sure don't make fun of you for what you believe in. Yeah, their fanbase is mostly made up of 5-13 year olds but who cares? There are a lof of older girls/boys over than 16[me] who like them.