Anonymous
United States
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
actor my ass
Canada
Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML
Shouldaknown
United States
Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML
Mark A. Collette
Everyone's a critic
Today, I saw the "Weird: Al Yankovic" movie. What a waste of time that I will never get back. And I don't have that much time left. FML
Cyberdeeder
Dude, STFU!
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
awkward.
Rickmansworth, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Miko
United States
Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML
singlesummer
Compton, United States
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
twihard
United States
Team none of them
Today, I lost a bet with friends and now have to sit and watch all the Twilight movies. FML
Top comments
natsaysgoveg 6
What the heck is that?!
FMLandurstoo 9
What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product
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Comments (340)
scarlettblondii 7
So?
NuTrees 9
The question is.. Did you enjoy it?
pyromania21 0
**** I make a post bout getting canned for no reason in a dance club and it doesn't get posted this ************ watches a bad movie and it gets posted damn fml mods are so stupid it borders on retarded
natsaysgoveg 6
What the heck is that?!
melonrind 8
Don't make the horrible decision of finding out ...you...would...regret...it.... :O
kyarush 10
You watched what? Lol
KiddNYC1O 22
JLo and Aflac!
officeradvil 8
Ah, this is a true FML.
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
I dont want to know what you did to make the gods so angry WHY!!!!!!? Its a damn shame.
loltroll667 10
A romantic comedy...…… thanks wiki
xcarxcrashx 9
Ohh Bennifer!!
humorizer 14
Shortest.FML.Ever. Maybe.
perdix 31
It's essentially the Blue Waffle extended into a feature-length film.
Nosrebor 8
Sounds lovely
VoIdemort 0
That movie makes me angry. And you do not want to know what I am capable of doing when I'm angry.
ilikeboys31 7
after reading this fml i decided to watch the movie on Netflix.. **** my life
Doribella98 14
Voldemort- I don't get why people thumbed down your comment. Voldemort does do things when he's angry, if you meant it that way
Naomimi_fml 6
Oh dear lord. it's kind of like watching the evil video from the Ring.
n_epic_fail 14
**** MY life for spending forever trying to click on the while on my iPhone.
morganmorgan 0
Ben Affleck and J.Lo come together to create ...shit
KRS_13 0
140- I used the next button on the top right corner of the next FML.. And I have an iPhone
hawkeye912 0
Its quite obvious he got it right... I mean he made a comment.......
hawkeye912 0
At 155 - Its quite obvious he got right.... After all he did make a comment.......
kikiwi_fml 9
Plot: The violent story about how a criminal lesbian, a tough-guy hit-man with a heart of gold, and a retarded man came to be best friends through a hostage.
Xr70r7 4
The awkward moment when you can't click on the FML because it's too short..
diceplaya 12
155- That's cheating!
Honda288 2
It took me several tries too. Damn.
MonsterCommenter 4
How the hell did this get published if no one knows what it is!?
btnhdude 0
It took me one try to get to this page, I'm truly gifted.
XxDancerGirlxX 17
I thumbed you up...Out of respect for our Dark Lord.
lebronesque73091 12
Well, I guess I'll have to look it up now.
shihtzupup98 3
140- I know right!!!
hellbilly205 17
Okay the best way to click on the FML for all you lazy people like me, is to click in the bottom right corner of the FML where the arrow is, works everytime...
kadyzoo182 2
The world's WORST movie!!!
hawkey126 0
And the record for the world's shortest FML goes to...
OAAS 0
175 - How is that awkward? Is your phone sentient? Wow man, that's not normal.
Sports_guy3 28
And the award for Shortest FML goes to...
FMLandurstoo 9
What the **** is gigli? And yes I'm too lazy to use google. I'm on my apple product
wittygirl 8
Very crappy movie with Jennifer Lopez in it.
CareFace 16
Googled it just then.. 1 star review. Something about a retard falling in love with a hit man and J-Lo still being Jenny from the block.
Pentium_4 27
a movie that got a 7% fresh rating on rotten tomatoes and only 15% of the audience enjoyed it
Krirn 21
To be honest I enjoy it when people ask "What's that?" on a FML, cause sometimes somebody can come around and make a ridiculous and humorous reply, just like when somebody asks "What does OP mean?".
thenoobftw 3
Its the movie everyone was talking about in 2003 with a 2 star rating.
thiscrazything 1
What does OP mean? (Simply for your enjoyment krirn)
CryMoreFMLs 15
149 - Orthoscopic Platypus
JillianBall 18
149- Octopus penis
btstig 11
Owl poop bitches
PrincessPesa 20
Ornery papaya.
l0v3p4in 7
Overstocked Phalli
agaba 0
Orange poop
TheFakeFamilyGuy 10
Oversized penis.
glittercookies 12
Ovulating pancakes
Rectumended 3
Orgasmic pear
omarzrgz 3
Overgrown Penis
MissHayleyJames 7
Oriental Penguin
mcinnesandrew 6
Obnoxious ****
Swiftly 0
Orthographic Projection
Ghouly_fml 7
Orbital Penis
illmatic2 16
Outgoing Plankton
gloopyone 4
Overdone Pie
fsamslife92 8
Octagonal penis
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Overcooked Pokemon.
nado13579 12
Orangutan penis
Riya2595 15
C-C-Combo Breaker!
taylor317 7
What does OP mean? (:
LMA0 5
C-C-Combo Starter!
ByronJess 17
Opaque Pringles
OneNightStan 2
Overeasy pussy
CareFace 16
Orephus peeper
MrsPegg 45
Oblong Pedophile.
moneybagz131 6
Original poster I think
SpruceDread4578 13
And the cycle died :(
chocolemonade 6
Octopussy
growinmyown 4
Ovulating Platypus
tylersign 11
Orphaned Pterodactyl
The_Troller 14
Damnit someone stole the one I always say!
newgiaw 3
Original Prankster:)
spongebob1990 3
Online **** ;)
nado13579 12
Orangutan Penis
EmilyJoSmyth 4
Online pickles
OffToTheGayBar 9
Orgasmic Piranha.
nanaooze 1
What is is?
KelBelAndNats 7
Orphan Piccolo
diron314 1
Original poster!
lrgenesis 19
Ovulating piranha
colby6666 43
Octagonal Pedophile
lil_ham1644 29
Ostrich penis
iamcoolyo 5
Whats that?
Honestly_Lainey 21
That is possibly one of the best posts I've ever seen on here. Really.
LilyCow 5
Wow at the fact this actually got posted. What's up with the mods these days
deLongenator 4
Long story short, OP's life really sucks now.
ladyLALAA 29
Everyone can hate on me but I LOVE Ben Affleck, he is a fox!
skitzofunia88 8
WTF is Gigli? And why should I care?
biggestfan23 11
It's two hours of your life that you can never get back
jvillan87 5
Thanks for the lol 109
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Thanks, 109. Best 3 seconds of my life. ;)
eltapatio16 5
A movie, made in 2003, that cost $75 million to make and only made $7 million. It had 2/10 ratings. Starring Jlo and Affleck
l0v3p4in 7
Gigantically Irritating Garbage Leaking Ilk
xcarxcrashx 9
Terrible movie, and you shouldn't care at all.
nublets 12
Holy ******* short fml
KiddNYC1O 22
Does it take the cake for shortest FML?
nublets 12
Yes in fact i think it does
KiddNYC1O 22
Favorite.
djskidd 9
Two different memes, right next to one another.
thisisafunnyname 12
I had so much trouble clicking on this fml on my phone
guinea14 0
Yeah, so did I -_-
KiddNYC1O 22
Well, click on one of the neighboring ones and use the arrows...
jtthegr8 26
HOW THE **** DID THIS EVEN MAKE IT!? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!?!?!?
omarzrgz 3
I got it in my first try. It's not that hard.
MarjoCupcake 11
FYL, I'm very sorry, man.
liftedyoda 5
K
desireev 18
83- Why do you always make the reply of 'K'?! Are you 13-years-old? It's so irritating to see 'K'!! Please stop!
liftedyoda 5
K
jn4523 0
Im 13
l0v3p4in 7
It is only a FHL if OP was forced to watch it. From just title and actors alone, he should have recognized the idiocracy of it and never dared to even touch the very case the DVD came in.
YouMadBro7 0
You don't bite? lawl
AlaskaKid95 7
His comments are better than yours...
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Im really confused what's gigli. sounds like a place where people giggle.
thisisafunnyname 12
giggity
stevenJB 25
I thought it sounded like a weird small creature from futurama...!!!
RaquelW 7
107 - that would be a poppler
skittles_fairy07 4
From what I've heard, it's some kind of movie. And it's absolutely horrid.
phatdaddy62 23
So apparently you're a glutton for self-punishment.
sqeakyclean 7
Gigli is a horrific movie with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. It's probably one of the worst movies of all time.
Pentium_4 27
ranked as the 73rd worst movie ever made
Honestly_Lainey 21
94- only 73rd?! Wtf?
agm77 9
Is "The Room" number 1?
KiddNYC1O 22
I shall now google worst movies of all time.
HolyPotato 9
111 - Tell me which one is first!