Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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Comments (144)
OhThanks 0
I second #25
xillentz 0
agreed with #31. neither fyl or you deserve it.
ohdamn_fml 2
I see this as being a FML. Seems fans of the talentless brothers are getting angry I feel bad for you
greenman_fml 0
I would definitely kill myself if I had to see that movie. the jonas brothers are the spawn of Satan sent to earth to court young girls and defile the minds and spirits of everyone else. I just pray that their tour bus flips or explodes or something
nikasorusrex 0
LOL story of my life at work... cant wait for all the teeny bopers to come threw the theater tonight all squeeling about Joe and how attractive he is! ;(
arms_akimbo 0
Possibly the lamest FML story I've seen in a long time. Yeah, they suck, and I wouldn't wanna see the movie. But c'mon.
cowpenguin 0
This is not an FML. I worked at a movie theater for three years, you had to be expecting that you were going to get the Jonas Brothers Movie to begin with, especially if you aren't in a split market. AND you just got a digital projector, which will save you hours of agony from misthreads and crappy projectors to begin with. Be happy!
Inculta_Night 0
A theater near me (the Coliseum) got a 3D projector for the jonas brothers too. Dumb. But at least I can see Final Destination 4 in 3D when it comes out in August.
tweets 0
lol i feel 4 u, i'd cry myself to sleep after that
LaFlavex 0
"the jonas brothers kick ass. you're obviously a loser with no taste." okay, if you did have taste, you would have NEVER EVER EVER EVER.. EVER said the statement below. "they're like the biggest thing since the beatles." and this had to be seperated because it's simply the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard in my life. they might have a buncha screaming 12 year olds and those 12/13 year olds might even buy their CD's in the millions, but comparing them to the BEATLES?! are you out of your frackin mind? their lyrics are no where near the quality of the beatles. their music is generic and easy. jesus christ...