Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
............ is this a joke
Seegtease 0
This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?
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Comments (211)
taraaa_fml 4
............ is this a joke
llScarlFacell 0
No. It's American... LOL now this should start a America vs World war.
pooley 0
hahaha even though them yanks are pretty stupid, you gotta love them!
Thabb 0
Niiiiiice.
christa953 12
stfu 54
fmlwinnn 0
OP, no offense, but I really want to bitchslap you.
tacticalnutmeg 0
I hope you don't breed.
manateelover 0
actually idiots some Americans are very smart! I'm a straight A+ honor student and never once said something this idiotic.
ndvorsky 4
Grades are in no way a reflection of intelligence, just dedication
AninOnin 24
Actually, consistent grades are a much better indication of intelligence than something as arbitrary as IQ.
hamburgerjung 23
Also even if you have straight A's in the US that doesn't say much, because your education system is shit... I'm average in Germany and had an average of 112% in my classes in the US on my exchange year.
delude 26
From the boyfriends perspective: Today, I'm dating an idiot. FML
Person58 17
Maybe she was looking at the TV's in the lobby.
appygirlify 17
234 try Britain then because there's is even easier
letsbetrees 0
hahaha. i think we've all had moments like this.
amerrah 4
I know I've had MANY of these moments.
ryrock310 10
are u that idiotic?
mygreenhoodie 0
then you guys are ******* idiots..
Rape_Laser 0
not really
magikarpman 0
damn you're moron
eb0ny 15
Really? I've never been that stupid.
deviking 10
It something called a brain art where you just so t really think before you speak op probably realized how dumb she was right after she said it
rocker_chick23 27
#224: We can see that you lack a brain.
Chickmechanic69 0
Lol I'm willing to be 100 bucks you have blonde hair..... It's ok everyone has their moments.
i_love_fml_11 0
are people still seriously on the blonde hair stuff? the blondes i know are way smarter than many other people that i know...
greendaygirl999 5
You're dumber than the OP if you think hair color has anything to do with intellect.
vballerlover07 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
WTF, I'm blonde and I have a 5.0 grade average (and yes, I'm in high school and yes, I do have a life that would be the reason why I have a bf for over a year and lots of friends). Hair color does not mean ANYTHING. That's like saying people with glasses are really smart. While there are people who wear glasses that are smart, not all of them are.
Sanchezzz 0
134, stop masturbating your ego.
amylynette 0
134, it's kind hard to have a 5.0 gpa when it's on a 4 point scale. Maybe your middle school hasn't taught you that yet?
Iritis 0
#152, you're stupid, ever hear of a weighted class? The grade can be worth more than a 4.0. Maybe they haven't tought you this in your 4th grade class yet...
vanilla2u 5
dam u guys can't take a joke can you.
nissa0909 16
Do you guys hear that whooshing noise? Thats this joke going right over your heads.
missonedirection 6
Don't grades go up to 4.0? Fail.
Coeliacchic93 21
Jeez 134 I'm blonde and I'm not dumb but you don't hear me saying 'I'm so smart blah blah. I have this and that...' OP as soon as I saw this I thought 'Blonde Moment!' :D
MissCharlotte_fml 26
So true 218. Im blonde and well... this is worse than a blonde moment.
UserError94 18
140, that was deep yo
gigiskye 20
Noo... Taking Honors or AP classes make the scale out of 5 points, not 4. Maybe you haven't gone through highschool
sjhughes0000 6
He's blowing all day,then everything can be 3-D!!!!
sallyw12 0
HAHAH yesss
Seegtease 0
This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?
Horny_Christian 0
Okay, I'm a ditz and even I wouldn't say something like that
greendaygirl999 5
Well I'd assume you'd be a ditz if your username is Horny_Christian.
yadigg 0
wooowww. how dumb can you be hahahaha roflllllll
somethingvague 0
Why would you expect them to work in the lobby anyway?
King_of_Kings 3
dumb girl. is she hot atleast?