Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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lakergurl91 0
LMFAO!! Smile Jesus loves you!!
Syldoran 0
Ugh, I feel bad for you. Even if you DID like the Jonas Brothers that would be hell. If you got the expected high crowds, all the cleanup and customer service and whatnot to deal with . . . And if you got the SMALL crowds that have apparently been mentioned by other theaters, well, that'd just be a waste of time, I think. Not to mention that, if you ran projectors, you'd get stuck watching the same movie over and over . . . I think that'd get old even liking the movie. Bleh. FYL just for all that. An extra FYL because I also dislike the Jonas Brothers and I sympathize with you. >3>
buddymask1 0
honestly, i do understand this fml. screaming girls, big crowds, ect. i don't, however, understand the hate in these comments. if you don't like jb, who cares? i doubt you're any better than they are. a lot of people look up to them and negativty against them doesn't make you look cool. so chill out. ps. the jonas brothers will never be as good as the beatles. they've said this before themselves. it's just a fact of life.
eldoritoman 0
That's how it was at our theater, too! Doesn't it suck?!
Kupokupupo 0
hahahahaha.... fail theatre
LewJH 0
No, 12 year old girls love the Jonas Brothers, why do you think it's so easy for them to be abstinent? Edit: also, the OP is a woman ¬¬
nerdking21 10
The Jonas Brothers need to fall into a deep dark well and then just die. They are the most pathetic excuse for music i have ever heard. Them and Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus.
tally7mir 3
Miley Cyrus is ok, she can actually sing, but Hannah Montana: the show annoys the hell out ofme
squarebubblex 0
Exactly.
squarebubblex 0
LOL. Oh god, give me your job if you hate it so much, I'd love being paid to be around the angelicism that is Jonas.
iAndrea 0
What's wrong with that? Grow up.