Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my wife and I had our brand new king-size mattress set delivered. After the delivery men left, she informed me that I was no longer allowed to eat or drink in bed. Oh yeah, and we're not having sex on it either. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to break up with him since he's always busy, and I haven't seen or spoke to him in almost 2 months. I arrived to find out from his landlord that he'd moved out 3 weeks ago, leaving a note saying that we were over. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. It wasn't until the huge fight which ended with us breaking up did I realize that I was snowed in with him. One day down, two to go. FML
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kaitlyn520 13
Sorry about the boyfriend :(... But all I'm thinking is "King size bed to myself!!!" All the room to spread out and eat all your food in... I know it's not the same as having someone there to share it with you. I hope you're okay <3
SneakyDeath 15
On the positive side, you do not have to worry about sharing the bed.
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kaitlyn520 13
Sorry about the boyfriend :(... But all I'm thinking is "King size bed to myself!!!" All the room to spread out and eat all your food in... I know it's not the same as having someone there to share it with you. I hope you're okay <3
JMichael 26
I agree with the whole having a bed to yourself! It does suck you are now single, unless you prefer it that way then more room for you OP!
captain_hero89 22
even when i have the bed to myself i always sleep on the same side
mockeryofreason 12
Same 12. even with my cali king, altho it majorly sucks they broke up. but at the op of this chain, that is exactly what I was thinking. even if you sleep on the same side, you can still stretch out w/o worry. unless you have pets, of course.
captain_hero89 22
i don't let my dog sleep in bed with me often because he tries to hog the bed. plus he sheds too much which makes me have to do the bedding laundry every 2 or 3 days
SneakyDeath 15
On the positive side, you do not have to worry about sharing the bed.
secretmisery05 25
Welp, more space for you, I say. I don't know about you, OP, but sometimes, I like to sleep diagonally. My boyfriend gets in the way of that so sometimes, I put him on the couch. Sounds like a plus to me. ;P
nonsensical 26
That sounds a little selfish. Poor guy
Lalala579121 28
7 - I think her boyfriend might be a doll.
secretmisery05 25
Aha, I appreciate y'all's concern. No, actually, he's been falling asleep on the couch for the past week because the internet is stronger there and he can't take his hands and eyes off the cell phone game, Clash of Clans. (If he stays in the room with me, he keeps getting disconnected.) So yeah, he doesn't intentionally do it, but I've been the one who's been asking him to get back in the room and get back in bed. Eventually, I just learned to find the positive in the situation in that the bigger space works for me, and I figured it would be funny to think of it as me placing him there rather than the boring fact that sometimes, he just falls asleep there while playing his game. Every other day, he still joins me, though. (Usually when the game kicks him off for an extended period of time like for personal breaks and maintenance breaks. ;D)
MorganHex 28
Then enjoy breaking it in with someone who's not your d!ckface X. or get a pet, there are much more loyal and loving and just as cuddly. I am sorry about your breakup but every bad thing that happens is just a stepping stone toward something good.
Dtcnationz 6
Wth? How is her ex a "d!ckface"??
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He broke up with OP obviously there can't possibly have been any valid reason to do that.
confused_wandere 26
It doesn't say who broke up with who, it just says they broke up.
Lalala579121 28
11 - It doesn't even say that the boyfriend broke up with her. It just says "when we broke up". Even if she broke up with him the bed coming at this time could bring back some memories and sadness.
Moerighan 23
More room for you! King Sized beds are awesome.
Lillysar91 20
Sorry about the beak up it must be painful...but hey all this space for you and you can do whatever you want! and you can always bring in your pet if you have any for the company :D
Zanquis 22
Focus on the positives, enjoy the space u have in a fresh king sized bed without it being tainted by your ex.
mcdgaf 14
Now you have so much room for activities!
DanielleinDC 34
Sorry about the breakup, but at least YOU get the nice spacious bed.
mermaidgirle 12
ALL the bed to yourself! Sorry about the breakup op, I hope things get better.