Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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thelele 0
this is a totally legit FML. The Jonas Brothers are so untalented, it hurts.
awkwardmoments 0
if youre a girl, just sit back and relax. even if you hate their music, just watch them the entire time, because they are great to look at. if youre a dude, just stop being so jealous that so many girls, i being one of them, would go for them over you any day. the jonas brothers are amazing, and im NOT another stupid teenie. ARE YOU CREEPIN'?! JS<3
ImTheAlpha 30
Dude, have you ever heard of using caps at the beginning of sentences? And almost every girl I know wants to punch every jonas brother in the groin so hard they end up in the hospital.
bbowers 0
so i totally know how you feel. i work at a movie theater and we got our first digital projector when friday the 13th came out. we are playing jonas brothers this week and we have to come in an extra 2 hours early to just play the early showing of that movie
Jimmy_fml 0
haha, I ushered at a movie theater in my home town for two years. Teenage movies are the worse unless you bring a bunch of rednecks in for talladega nights (worst mess ever). goodluck.
smollie123 0
i work at a movie theater. tomorrow, i'm working 3:30pm-2:00am. I'm an 18-year old boy. I feel your pain
SamanthaO 0
Eww you're stupid...you should be honored that that's your first movie...
babbling27 0
there should be a "who gives a ****" button
kokogotbears 0
HAHAHAH! But I love the Jonas Brothers
whatever123_fml 0
dude thats craaazy! the jonas brothes are Awesomee! thats Faaar from FML. You get to watch it for free...thats Luccckyy : ) I Love Jonas brothers<3
loveydovey 0
what's wrong with you? the JONAS BROTHERS ARE THE BEST!!