Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
zzzjakezzz 0
tht just sux
chocolatepr 4
where do u work? i think thats just weird
Yousuck24 21
It obviously states that he works in the theater...
taka3000000o 8
But op is a girl
asiankungfu 0
Heyulll yeeeeeeeeee
d101_fml 0
@#4 " Like seriously NOT a big deal", poor grammar and the inappropriate use of "like"; well done you are a Jonas Brothers fan. "Cause you literally need to shut the hell up if it was." as opposed to metaphorically shutting the hell up... I give up...
frenzy_fml 0
oh my god i feel you. if i was forced to listen to the jonas brothers, i would kill myself. seriously.
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
itsfuntobesexy 0
How do we know the poster of this FML is a dude? Either way, that sucks. My teenaged sister is obsessed with them so I feel your pain.
blahblahkams 0
Ouch, that's kind of horrible. How can anyone think movies like that (the similar Hannah Montana one comes to mind) qualify as real movies? And how do they end up #1 at the Box Office?
robe_fml 0
I genuinely feel for you.
holynemesis1208 3
that's when all of the 40 year old perves come out and socialize at work. they are hoping you will bring your kids.
Jason_fml 0
How is this a FML? Oh boo hoo your theatre is showing a movie you don't like. That's not a FML, that's just a stupid thing to be complaining about.