Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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Comments (144)
ggen 0
Ouch. So sorry.
stfuchivonne 0
that's hilarious (:!
rectim34 0
your life does suck
platyguin 0
We showed the Jonas Brothers 3D Concert Experience... I thought it was going to be hell, but the maximum number of people in the theatre for the show was 94... It was so sad.
wickedsick 0
I'm sorry. I feel your pain.
MarrymeNickJonas 0
grow the **** up you pussy, get over it. this is the LAMEST FML EVER! you have no balls
ollierocks96 0
hahahaha your name is marry me nick jonas? wow, I can see why you're such a prick.
ollierocks96 0
hahahaha your name is marry me nick jonas? wow, I can see why you're such a prick.
call_it_karma 0
this is a pretty stupid FML. i hate the jonas brothers, but as long as you don't have to watch the movie you shouldn't even care.
DarkestSaint 5
Jonas brothers suck there a disney channel band with no talent disney put money into them if u give monkeys with poor motor skills instruments they will play better songs then them i feel sry for any1 who has to suffer there music and how the **** r they like the beatles the beatles r legends the jonas brothers only hve teenage girls as fans who dont no talent also to the poster FYL tat really sucks
carly546 0
hahahahaha that would suuuckk. def FYL
may_cause_fail 0
I think this is the first time I've ever read an FML and could honestly say that your life sucks. D: