Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to see a movie but took my phone out a few times to check my socials. Apparently the asshole behind me didn’t like that, because he ripped my phone out of my hands, dropped it in my soda, then just sat back in his seat like nothing happened. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Top comments
MAGNAVOX 0
How do you ruin a jackass movie? Is there a story line?
Geiko_fml 0
Give him the suicide hotline. Ehhh, maybe not. Just be an ass.
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Geiko_fml 0
Give him the suicide hotline. Ehhh, maybe not. Just be an ass.
jakii_ 0
a jackass.
tacobird123 7
hahaha xD win.
flipflipflipidel 0
omg your life is ovr
BoyFromTheFuture 0
I thought they tell you exactly what they're going to do before they do it... wasabi snooters - he's going to suck wasabi up his nose. so did it make it less funny?
Geiko_fml 0
Wow. I meant rejection. Stupid me.
Geiko_fml 0
Wow. I meant rejection. Stupid me.
zerobahamut03 2
Wow OP that would piss me off so much. I hope you didn't give him your number unless he was super hot then it's okay.
the_flirtt 0
CAN I GET YO NUMBA!!
KiddNYC1O 22
Who gives a shit, really? Those pranks don't get old anyways.
ohthebloodygore 16
57, they're stupid.
KiddNYC1O 22
shut up, 60
rallets 23
so listen..can i have yo numba? grace kelly, nuetrogena, etc. haha
Geiko_fml 0
No you may not have mah numba.
Elixa 0
To be honest, there's not much to ruin, all the good stunts are shown in the trailor anyways.
h2opoloplaya 0
haha suicide hotline? will he be that rejected? I know you meant rejection but I think suicide is funnier
tweetbaby14 18
OP YDI for calling it jackass 3 in 3D. it's jackass 3D you jackass.
FYLDeep 26
What a jackass!
anythingidontnee 0
I was gonna say tht
PixiiLuv 0
punny ;)
Shrimpy35 4
A girl watching jackass?
baden18830 5
lol it's jackass. the movie was ruined long before you got any spoilers
FaberDriveLuv 5
He just had to ruin the movie.
FaberDriveLuv 5
...Wait...if he told you the entire movie during the previews, you could have gotten a refund....well at least my local movie theatre lets you exchange or refund the ticket 30 minutes after the ticket is bought.
robertdr 0
*robert holds the sign up........a 10!!! u get a ten for the super sick shirt, for some strange reason i swore i was the only sucker in the world that bought one
MAGNAVOX 0
How do you ruin a jackass movie? Is there a story line?
keepmeonthedl 7
exactly what I was thinking
kwmfl 4
hey, keepmeonthedl... If you're 15 and born in 94, you must have a birthday coming up shortly. so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (sorry i noticed)
keepmeonthedl 7
Haha thanks of noticing 73! Now I feel special :D
TrollFeeder 10
it's my birthday today
bassguitar19 1
not exactly, what Op meant was that the guy told her about all the stunts they do, ruining the element of shock and surprise, which makes jackass fun to watch
Juneyah1017 9
aww man, what a douche bag!
Hgielad_720 0
Well did you give it to him? :)
tacobird123 7
HAHAHA XD FAIL!!! you should have moved seats no?
mlip1124 0
there's no story line to ruin. fools.
sweet_candy_ 17
I hate it when people kill the movie fyl.
Hopersz 0
O wtf. I would have knocked his sorry ass to the ground. I hate people who ruin stuff. You should have given him the number to the rejection hotline
Seddah 3
Or, you know, just rejected him. Grow some ******* balls.