Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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Comments (144)
erika_x3 0
actually, i like the jonas brothers.
SamanthaJean 0
Psh, Jonas Brothers rock. That's definitely not an FML. Most pointless one I've ever read.
Dr_Evil_Genius 0
This is one of the most severe FMLs on this site. If you like the "Jonas Brothers", you should be saying FML.
gongshow 0
hahahah same thing happened to me at my work .. the movie looks so stupid. like we just get 3d projectors and this movie is playing ? hahahah ewwww.
beczrus 0
FYL Really FYL how terrible!
kchalkers 0
i work at a theater. i don't mind the jonas brothers, no ones goes to watch it anyways. it's freaking $18 a ticket for all ages. and how old is your theater to have JUST gotten a digital projector, we have sixteen theaters, all digital.
HOLLAcaust 0
At least it wasn't Hannah Montana, right? I hear she has a movie in 3D now too. Or she's making one anyway.
napier001 0
i know who you are! do you work at the riverwalk movie theatre in tulsa?! lol!
eldoritoman 0
I think she might work at the Starworld 20 in Bixby.
linzoid1995 0
oh helllllllllll to the yes
elastisch 0
**** your life. D;