Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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KiwiGrimm 0
JoBros=FAIL sorry that sucks :/
brianjman14 23
u guys who say "wats the fml?" must be the biggest Jonas sisters fans ever and u want to 2 girl 1 cup them
Garbowsky2 0
Oooohkay your so cool. It's the JONAS BROTHERS. It's a MOVIE. Maybe some fans can get annoying, but you CAN'T say you didn't act like that when you got around your favorite band. So many people look up to them, yeah, they have purity rings, you shouldn't diss someone in what they believe in. God probably loves the decisions they made, do you not think about that? And they're setting good examples. They're good people, your NO BETTER than they are. Do you not realize that they're people, they have feelings? They just wanna do what they love? But stupid, immature, ignorant people like all of you guys say the RUDEST stuff. They've worked REALLY hard and came a LONG way. NONE of you have done that, right? And whoever said they were a "Disney band" Uh, you need to shut UP. They're part of HOLLYWOOD RECORDS. Look it up, douches. I have been too many Jonas concerts, I rarely see 5 year olds. I see 13-25 year olds. So you can't say every Jonas fan is a little girl. And no, they did NOT start off with Disney. Disney did not give them money. I hope you know, they signed a record deal with Columbia Records, then Hollywood Records offered them one. They've been on many shows, they've performed at the biggest events, they have 3 albums that sold way over a million copies. And it's only been TWO years. it's barely the BEGINNING. You can't just say they have no talent cause YOU don't like them. The world doesn't revolve around YOU. Apprently 3 billion other people think they have talent, so stfu. I don't see why you guys compare them to the Beatles. I'm a HUGE fan and even I admit you can't compare them to the Beatles. BUT. They did get asked to COVER a BEATLES SONG. Has any other band been able to do that? Give them some credit. But whatever, they don't need haters. As long as they have supportive fans, that's all that matters. I respect the people who don't like their music and don't say rude stuff. I don't respect the people who are like "OMGGG THAT SUCKS I FREAKING HATE THEM." I dislike TONS of bands. but I have never dissed on them. Because I don't wanna be rude, they have probably worked really hard to get where they are, and i respect that, i just don't like their music. Oh & one more thing. I'm 23 and I bet a bunch of you are 15 year olds who think they're the shit, well just a word of advice, as SOON as high school ends, it's the reality bitches. then you finally realize you were stupid and just thought you were cool. Yall need to remember JB isn't rock. they fall under ROCK/POP. So of course they're not gonna be hardcore rock. So you little dwonks need to get off here, find a date, move on with your life, and hey, maybe someday you'll be as cool as the Jonas Brothers, but for now, you guys are losers. kthanksbye.
CarterColbie 4
#200 You have too much time on your hands.
SlightlyObsessed 0
#200: Nobody asked for an essay. :]
slayer547 0
Garbowsky you just made me waste two minutes of my life reading your pathetic attempt to defend a group that is so much of a joke that even fans are ashamed they listen to it. And if we are losers and don't listen to the jonas brothers what does that make you?
tally7mir 3
The hannah montana one was ok, except that it had JB in it
movies12 0
OMG #200... are you Garbo? I am serious Greg Garbowsky?? The Jonas Brothers Bass player?? HOLY FREAKING CRAP!! Garbo commented on a FML! :D I am 17, and I love them. They are seriously awesome, and I am not afraid to admit it. You guys know they have talent and can not deal with it, because they are hot and talented and it bothers the living SHIT out of you guys. Tell me why it's your buisness they have purity rings? what cause they don't wanna be male ******, they are automatically GAY. GROW THE **** UP. Let's see you get famous, and get the sucess like they did. Gosh, you complain about the fans, the haters are more annoying. How would you feel if you were them, and you saw all this HATE, i'm sure you would feel like shit. Get some respect.
uneed2calmdown 0
lol @ #204...
aznboi567 0
To #200: 1. You have way too much time to make a comment that effing long. 2. Jonas Brothers do suck in my opinion, and its called an opinion for a reason. 3. Quit whining, you Chris Crocker's hellspawn.
ollierocks96 0
#200, suck my dick
ollierocks96 0
sorry about that #200 1. The only people that care about the "purity rings" are overprotective parents that are like "I don't want some one that has participated in the human reproductive processes to come into contact with my child in any way." 2. The Jonas Brothers are not, and never will be, cool. 3. What are you? a 5 year old girl that goes "Oh, the Jonas Brothers are hot, so I'm going to go on a mega rant when someone disagrees with my opions without knowing it?