Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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Comments (144)
HurriKaty 4
This is not a FML. How does it even matter or relate to you? It's just what's happening where you work.
MechaMew2 0
I don't see an FML here. You don't like the movie, then leave. Besides, it's your theatre's RESPONSIBILITY to play movies they're supposed to show.
Bandit2011 0
Dude, I feel for you. I work at a theater too, when we got our digital I was dreading the debut of that stupid movie. 7 o'clock set comes around, bunch of stupid screaming prosti-tots going to see it. That movie got out just after 9pm, I heard them screaming before they even left the theater.
kittyangel_fml 0
I so feel for you OP. The Jonas Brothers are totally trash. Them and Demi Lovato. (sigh) I wish more people were above these types of fake and ugly talentless low-lifes-and I'm a 12 year old girl.
whtevrdude 0
That suckz really bad, jonas bros suck
archie246 0
That sucks.
Vampire_princess 0
I would fake sick the first night it's out..... I couldnt take the screeming fangirls
rocker8877 0
The jonas brothers have sex with eachother backstage, they don't want to do hot girls
MistrSteezy 0
How the hell is this an FML? It's a ****** movie.
belizeangurly 2
ok seriously **** YOU ALL ok.. if i could get a job where i get to watch the jonas brothers during work.. i would be happy for the rest of my life..! if u don't like the boys then fine that is ur waste but seriously the boys haven't done shit to you soo BACKOFF..! STOP THE HATING