Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw that Pixar had put out a teaser trailer for Toy Story 3. I got so excited to watch it that had to go lay in bed for a few minutes in order to calm myself down. I'm 19 years old. FML
Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML
Today, my 53 year-old art teacher told me she's excited about going clubbing this weekend. I'm excited about watching a special on the History Channel. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I realized I’m so lonely that I actually got jealous while watching Shrek. FML
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Top comments
mercifulbane 3
be proud of what you do!
yahoowizard 16
Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.
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Comments (126)
mercifulbane 3
be proud of what you do!
Catkam623 27
Id just like to ask, WHERE!!!
negb 30
I wanna be like OP when I grow up
scooterdude720 19
The Croods wasn't even a good movie but enjoy Monsters University!
VancouverGuy89 9
Well chances are you got your friends Ben and jerry there to eh lol
SS 31
FYL OP!!
Nilorak 24
Stop shouting.
jblumz 15
I wish there was just someway to express that without commenting, I really do.
yahoowizard 16
Nothing wrong with that. Unless you're wanting to do something else, in which case you should do that instead.
thenewgirl29 20
It's okay I'm 29, single, and my night has consisted of me singing along to early 2000s hits and recording myself. FML
NoShit_Sherly 11
If you start with 'it's okay', don't end with 'FML'.
rockfreak333 7
You're definitely not ugly, surely there are people who would want to spend time with you
Curlytwirly22 17
It's okay you don't have to be a child to do these things having admitted that you did these things just proves you're not 29 at heart but you're 20-22;)
BjgUsername 12
I find this more as a cry for attention than a real comment.
thenewgirl29 20
I have a 4 year old so it kind of limits your options sometimes.
feven 32
I always record myself singing. Always with hope I get better.
Shaowolf 17
Those are pretty good movies actually... No need for shame
JACKxRAWR 22
Hell yeah. Nothing wrong with some pixar appreciation!
amisenho 11
#35, as long as you're not assuming that "The Croods" was made by Pixar. It's like saying, "Any good animated movie obviously had to come from some brand-name company." But you're correct about "Monsters University".
kayakninja 6
The only problem I see here is that you're upset about that. I still want to see Monsters U sometime and I'm happy to admit that. Be the kind of person you want to be. If you don't want to be the kind of person who watches MU and the Croods, go do something else. No one's forcing you.
eddeeezzyy 19
At least you have a good taste in movies. Those movies killed it in the box office.
greeneyebeauty9 28
FYL.. FYL indeed..
phatdaddy62 23
There's a button for that.
karmachameeleon 13
Can't say I see a problem with that, last night was Saturday night and for me it consisted of pretty much the same thing, with the added bonus of a bubble bath and a tin of pinapple!
solheim 6
Sounds like a good time to me.