Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Today, I watched Gigli. FML
Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I got to the movie theater early to avoid missing the previews. I sat through 20 minutes of trailers before realizing I was in the wrong auditorium. FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
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LinkToEverything 0
I don't think Mr. T could pity you enough man thats got to suck
jayhawk63 0
So? Suck it up.
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Comments (144)
mechwarrior 0
I feel sympathy for you. Manufactured music should be illegal.
sloopsjohng 0
This is the stupidest FML I have seen.
magicmarkers 0
Jonas Brothers suck anyways. Wtf has happened to music!!
liveitlearnit 0
The Jonas Brothers have not an ounce of talent. They sound like bad American Idol contestants. I feel your pain.
Freaxxx_fml 0
Okay, are you people out of your friggen minds? The jonas faggots have abolutely NO talent what so ever. If I was being murdered with a ******* chainsaw I could sing better than those ugly freaks. this is deffinetely an FML. I'd murder myself if I had to see a bunch of screaming girls freak out over some stupid fags.
letfireraindown 0
Sue for cruel and unusual punishment. This shiz is bananas. Ugh, even jonas brothers fans should sympathize with the fact that you're going to be abused all weekend. I think my soul threw up a little bit when I read some of these comments. <3 #40 though :)
yui567 0
Relax, there will be other movies. This is not a big deal at all. And, no, I'm not one of the people from your work who requested TJB.
deardaniel_fml 0
girls only think this isn't a FML just because they like the jonas brothers. they suck and probably only like them because they are white with long hair.
mimi_animee 18
This isn't an FML because it's just a movie. Like seriously you're complaining about having to watch a Jonas Brother movie ? You're not gonna die. And no I am not a fan of TJB I'm just saying the truth.
greenangel_fml 0
That is such a stupid thing to make! If you want to see a concert freakin buy a ticket and go. I'm sorry but seeing it in a theater is not the same thing. Plus 3D come on people. The more stuff they do now the quicker they burn out. I'm waiting for that day. I can't stand them.
oddgirlout27 0
wimp!!!!!!!!! the jonas brothers are awesome! i was at the concert they filmed to be the 3D movie!!! wimp suck it up if you dnt want to watch it that*s fine but seriously ur theater will make bank off of it bc all the little kids will see it...or 19 and 20 year olds like my friends =D