Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML
Today, I found out that the woman I could fall in love with is dating a friend of mine. I think I will end up alone, and die alone. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
Run...Police NEVER help in cases like these. Just ******* RUN!
bladelix3 1
ummm she needs to seek help
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Comments (193)
MaddogTotten 0
I'd go with option "A". I wouldn't be shy about letting her know either. I mean, you don't want her to think you want to go with "B" do you?
JManHobbs 0
Cops gogogo! Seriously though, you need help with this.
Nikki_of_Love 0
Kill the bitch
PinkRoseLove 0
RUN DUDE!!!! ****** RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deadlygadget 0
This is creepy. I know how it is though to have a stalker
roxychique 0
a restraining ORDER is in ORDER
Major_General 10
Let her know that you support her taking her own life if she feels that it is warranted. Offer her a bus ticket to Oregon.
YouKnowJosh 0
lmfao
cmac86 24
woah. that's frightening. I wouldn't necessarily call the police first, but I'd definately suggest a psychologist. and if you see her, run. she may to kill you instead of herself.
royboh 0
Indulge her. Most infatuations are fueled by an ideal that the stalker's view of the victim fulfills. If she were to know that you are not that ideal, and you most likely aren't, because they are very specific and minute things, she will bore of you and leave you alone.
MaddogTotten 0
Agreed. Or she will kill you for shattering her illusion of you that you obviously wont be able to live up to. That and the fact that she is batshit crazy.
time4coffee 3
Don't encourage her at all, just run.
thebootyfaerie 0
Most stalkers are also delusional, so they're not basing their actions on reality anyway. So, yeah, that's just asking for trouble.
FML_babe 0
hand her a gun, a rope, a blade and sleeping pills..... then ask her how she'd like to go?