Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
Today, I woke up to 70 new text messages and 100 calls, all from numbers I didn't know. The night before I got into a heated argument with my old best friend about who was prettier. She got mad and posted my number on Craigslist as a prostitute. Apparently I won. FML
Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML
Today, I have been getting calls from a weird kid from my school asking for nudes. I asked how he got my number, then found out that my friends put my number on a pole at school that says, "Call Wendy for a good time, she has nice tits." FML
Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
Today, my husband gave my cellphone number to his most obnoxious, creepiest friend. I've been drunken-dialed five times already. FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
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blaw24 1
You sure that's a friend?
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"
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Comments (87)
blaw24 1
You sure that's a friend?
TheMalygos 21
Depends on your definition of friend
Lily_Rain77 25
guys pull some messed up pranks
BSnapZ 21
#36 how do you know it was a guy?
AddictGamer 16
#44, in the FML, it says 'pretending to be a girl'.
randompizzaguy 17
I find it funny so many people jump to disgrace his friend. It's ******* hilarious, and friends did stuff like this all the time to my knowledge. Unless OP has something against pranks and jokes like this, then let the war begin.
StantheMan93 12
#68 I wholeheartedly agree. Real friends do that kind of stuff to be funny. You can tell real friends and fake friends by how nice they are. Example. A real friend will post your phone number on a website like that. A not so real friend will be as nice as they can be and kiss your ass. In the end only a real friend stands by your side. That's my opinion. OPs friend is a real friend in my eyes.
LiveLifeAllDay 11
Honestly the only thing I could think of is blocking all the weirdos or get your friend to delete your number . Hope you figure something out
teyyoshi 19
the account is not hers
thevelociraptor 31
Yes it is... "My friend made a fake account" also OP never said his 'friend' was a girl.
HairIsEverything 15
#39 I'm pretty sure #38 was referring to the OP, and mistakenly put "hers" instead of "his", thinking #2 meant block them on Facebook, not their phone number. So your reply is not only bitchy, but invalid as well.. sorry for the run on sentence. just my opinion
thevelociraptor 31
It's hard to tell someone's emotions when you're not speaking in person. It didn't come across my mind that it could have been a typo, but don't be so quick to call someone a bitch.
CoolCookie210 22
So what exactly are you complaining about? ;)
ahippienamedrae 10
That won't make him any better than his so-called "friend"
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Just answer: "Hello. This is the Police. How may i help you?"
ButImACat 2
yessss ^
devildog562 33
Don't know about in Pakistan, but in the USA , it's a felony charge to impersonate the police.
Ichiya 29
Or "Thank God you called. I hid their bodies but what to I do about all the blood."
tonyfan00 38
@17 That works well.
sturschaedel 27
"*OP's towns* pet cemetary - you put them down, we take them under, how can I help you today?"
devildog562 33
That's the beginning of a good prank war. Get some pictures of a stripper. Post it on Craigslist with his house address and have a caption saying to leave letters and money in the mailbox for a good time .
Mauskau 36
That's seriously risky. Having people calling you or texting you is one thing, inviting crazy strangers to your home (or in this case, someone else's) can be the start of a murder case.
Ichiya 29
or a relationship.
lfsabtch 4
Murder case. You guys need to watch Joy Ride.
empbob 20
I can see the next FML... "Today to get my friend back for a prank he pulled on me, I sent weirdos to his house, now I find out he's gay, and now dating one of the weirdos... FML..."
JuliusSeizure 18
Go along with it, it could be funny...
_Patrick____Star 8
Tell them all to meet up somewhere and give them a time. Horny weirdos have a lot in common.
brenton490 19
Even better have them all meet at a spot and have your friend you at that same spot...but you never showed up.
isabellasimone 18
You might want to change your number...and not be that person's friend..:(
gary3768 13
Sexting groups on facebook? Really? Lol