Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
denise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
haggisbowl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bold player
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Rejection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Not-so-sexy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
come on man
Sunnyvale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Anonymous
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
love you too honey boo
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
maggie74
Enfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
Welshite 40
Nah. Just hand him an anatomy textbook.
PipingMouse 14
But that's not as fun as visually learning...
Kyle1dc 17
some people are hands on learners...
kawiboy459 8
In this case I think everyone is a hands on learner
Insertnamesz 3
Hard on learner? OH. HAND. Not hard.
REALAfroninga 11
Visually learning just isn't the same.
DogeMan 14
Sounds like ur boyfriend has way to much innocents
Buddalish 9
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Nyx7 24
Innocence*
Headcrab 29
Time to educate him. Maybe start with the birds and bees.
devildog562 33
Or the dicks and the v's.
battlehamster 8
She should leave the lights on during the next lesson.
RabbitOfAurora 28
Somebody's still in possession of their V-card.
ohSNAPyall 27
And probably too young for that text.
Huddisher 10
Not everyone that's a virgin is clueless about genitalia and not everyone that isn't a virgin has a clue about genitalia. It could have been many factors that caused the person to ask what the picture was of.
mannatee 19
Hey, vaginas are weird.
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
EverestMelting 23
It could just be a bad angle that doesn't really show what the entire ****** looks like. Let's take in consideration some of the things a ****** can resemble: a taco, roast beef. Now we can also take in consideration that the picture maybe wasn't clear in quality, or maybe it was half of it that was shown. But then again, maybe OPs vag is just not that good looking.
tony1891 22
roast beef?! wow.
mikepzz 27
Yes but hopefully it was shaved roast beef..
dammityou 10
and the picture makes your comment even more hilarious #39 lmfao
Zebediabolical 45
...you left out lasagna.
j_cat187 20
*pukes violently at the thought of Arbys*
captain_crook 17
#37 wow. thanks for ruining tacos and roast beef for me
BreadstickFTW 7
Yea, the worst I've heard is a 'beef curtain'
Dramori 29
Badly-packed kebab anyone?
simsimbeep 13
Get him to watch a certain movie....
Actquick 3
What movie, American Pie?
iiMichy 19
No, I think he meant Teeth.
lord_meloetta 20
No I think he means White Chicks
dudecall 18
#32 nobody deserves to watch white chicks. That's kinda mean. :/
Kyle1dc 17
#70 I actually thoroughly enjoyed white chicks...
Mauskau 36
White chicks is one of the best films around, I can watch it so many times and still laugh at it.
nana_star 27
Give him 3 guesses
NeoCarmik 9
Is it a ravine?
Ki11erC 18
Is it a side view of a burger?
burristhethird 16
Is it a pie?
Jameslikesguys 13
is it a taco?
nana_star 27
well, it's edible...
worldclassrager 41
That's more than three
PipingMouse 14
Tell him to come over to your house and "see".
sarah5745 41
How old is he?
gurbism 16
I remember my first sext.
tony1891 22
oh yeah? what was his name?
gurbism 16
Tony 1891
Crossbowe 13
they didn't have phones in 1891 well not texting at least...
tony1891 22
#65 oh i was wondering about that. especially when you sent pictures of your ******.
gurbism 16
I don't understand the downvotes on your last comment, I thought it was a great comeback. Strange.
Soundslikeothers 15
Has it been so long since he's seen it he forgot what it looked like?
stevothedevo 25
You never forget