Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
all arsed out
Spalding, United Kingdom
Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML
jack the ripped
United States
Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
fucktheearth
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Say it, don't spray it
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Rough patch
Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
kinwar
Hamburg, United States
Go big or go home
Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML
Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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pandaz1711 0
Doesn't it give you two tries one to change it and after confirm it?
xGolfWangx 5
Ur pasword probably spells out "bless you" ^_^
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Comments (52)
Kibaruto 33
I believe it is 8675309 good sir.
loserboii 11
How is that possible? Did you randomly press numbers or letters while sneezing? "achoo! Jajxj7828282"
chilearmy123 4
Try sneezing again....
pandaz1711 0
Doesn't it give you two tries one to change it and after confirm it?
jkmartinjk 16
I've done this as well. Somehow it is possible to type the same thing in twice and have no idea what it is. Although doing it while sneezing sounds a tad trickier.
KrazieKleo 13
Fyl! I hope you backed up your phone. Only a factory restore will fix this. Of course you can try and guess ahaha:). Good luck
sincerelyjay 13
Oh the possibilities are endless! Try referring back to the pass code you were planning to change it to. Otherwise, I would suggest going to get it reset or something!
Everlastingx 6
Well.. Keep trying.. Next think you know, your phone will be disabled for a year. Good luck with that.
anzie_fml 9
Or 42 years, if it's an iPhone. Sh** gets real when you have to wait 26,000,000 hours before you can guess again.
Everlastingx 6
Waiting 5 minutes to guess again is like a month to me.. 42 years would be one hell of a disaster.
FightMyLiger 19
Im thinking
MURIKKA 11
WHAT?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!!
xGolfWangx 5
Ur pasword probably spells out "bless you" ^_^
TheElderTROLLZ 15
81355Y0U
Everlastingx 6
Or maybe "Screw you." Just a possibility.
Everlastingx 6
Or maybe "Screw you." Just a possibility.
cashflow94 0
Fyl
justjazzmyn 3
there's a button for that.
huskerz20 4
Damn at least your still alive
MURIKKA 11
That's a good point. Sneeze attack epidemics have been known to wipe out entire towns.
huskerz20 4
Thank you for your sneeze awareness
dude1122332 9
I lost my mom to sneezing.. It's been about 4 years now..
huskerz20 4
I should prolly start a charity for those less fortunate families losing loved ones to nasal tradegies