Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
denise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
haggisbowl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bold player
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Rejection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Not-so-sexy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
come on man
Sunnyvale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Anonymous
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
love you too honey boo
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
maggie74
Enfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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worldclassrager 41
Bad angle let's go with that...
ostfaiz 18
r u sure u have a ******!
tony1891 22
r u sure you have one?
ostfaiz 18
well i have 2, one for me n the other one s for myself...lol
swagmaster696969 16
Are you stupid..?
IWishIWasObama 12
ydi. vajayjays aren't nearly as hot as boobs!
cinskeep43 15
you deserve all the downvotes just for saying "vajayjays"
shutupshane12 12
And lose your man card
IWishIWasObama 12
unlike you, I don't care about thumbs up/down. who cares how many idiots agree or disagree with me.
Nyx7 24
Well glad you don't care because that's the stupidest thing I've heard in a long time
worldclassrager 41
The more you keep commenting is not going to revive your post
worldclassrager 41
Forgot to add I think his man card is probably already gone...
tony1891 22
holy jesus. what is that?! what the **** is that?!
rapunzel3416 28
Let's hope for his sake it was either too blurry or too dark to tell.
TabooSushi 24
Ding ding ding! We have our first "****** vs Vulva" person! That didn't take long. Seriously though, can we stop with this? "******" is the generally accepted shorthand term for the entire pubic region of a female, get over it. Stop trying to sound smarter than everyone by being so flipping literal, for god's sake.
shinikageWolf 15
"This is the ********, can you find it on my body?"
brokenjawskhan 21
Hahahah this is funny xD
somewizdom 15
He might be playing you to send him better and sharper pics.. smart man!
ostfaiz 18
ur profile pic could be identified by Op's boyfrn as a ******!
worldclassrager 41
Use English please...
metalhead88 9
Is he like 5 years old?? Either that or you have an ugly ******
ostfaiz 18
there r only 2 types of vaginas 1) cute vaginas 2) very cute vaginas... ugly does not exist
nitrog100 21
You live a sheltered life that I envy.
metalhead88 9
Well the ones that are Chewbaca hairy are quit ugly, I just prefer nicely shaved vaginas