Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
denise
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
haggisbowl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bold player
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Rejection
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Not-so-sexy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
I'm bringing sexy back
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
come on man
Sunnyvale, United States 🌶️ Spicy
It's the thought that counts
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Anonymous
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
love you too honey boo
Dirty room
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
maggie74
Enfield, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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Comments (154)
cjwayy 22
Ummm... How old is your boyfriend??
ostfaiz 18
pretty old to pamper Op's ****** ;)
wvcheesehead 13
Give him the Latin term of "coochus maximus" that is right from a medical text.
brittyboo123 35
better get a diagram prepared..
captainsmegma 12
Does it need a trim?
brivielle 15
#35 roast beef??
Rawrshi 25
"An Arby's sandwich."
happyturtle 16
i didn't know guys liked pictures of ******... i mean... close up of ******? leave something to imagination. YDI
vikky538 29
next time you do it together...pls swtixh on the light... so he will know what he is getting..
andro6657 10
What type of woman does that?!
slyde32 12
the kind that shows trust towards her partner, nothing wrong with that
kirasant 19
Yeah, trust. Trust that he won't be a jerk and post or forward them. Trust that he won't get drunk and show his friends. Trust that his friends won't ever mess with his phone. Trust that he won't mistakenly swipe to it when showing his parents his new car. Trust that his phone will never be linked to a device he doesn't intend. Trust that when he gets rid of the phone no photos will be left on it. Trust that if he needs his phone repaired the workers won't look at his pictures, save his pictures, forward the pictures on to their friends, post the pictures online. Trust that his phone won't ever be stolen. Trust that his phone won't ever be hacked. There's a point were "trust" gives way to stupidity. When you send nude pictures of yourself to someone, you're trusting the person in question and everyone that will ever possibly handle the phone or hack into the phone, whether with permission or not. In short, if you're not okay with naked pictures of yourself being the next great thing on a **** site, don't take them. Not even just saved on your own phone. Just don't.
Zebediabolical 45
I send nude pics all the time. But I have a rule of thumb. Never put the **** and the face in the same frame.
Rawrshi 25
Even if it leaks... as long as their face isn't in it, which it seems it isn't, why does it matter? Yeah, it would kinda suck for it to happen but it can't actually identify you so as long you're careful and keep your face or other identification out of such pictures it really isn't a huge deal.
YepThatPerson 5
Is that a ducks mouth?
limabeans101029 21
Was it maybe taken at a weird angle or particularly close up? If so, I can kind of understand how he didn't know what it was