Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, the guy I was sexting asked me to stop including my face in the pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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Top comments
angryseatroll 5
Ouch. Well... He likes your body if that counts for something. Dump him.
Erindub 0
I know it came out wrong but maybe he meant that they're great and all but in case they were to get out you really ought to leave your face out so theres no way to prove who they were. You never know. Its not a gaurentee you guys will last forever. Protect yourself!
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Comments (39)
Mx_Rider 6
yet again my comment wont show up :(
alexisbabby 7
creep. ^^
sayyestothedress 24
#1 you're the first one to comment, how can your other comment not show up! And #40 lol made my dat
angryseatroll 5
Ouch. Well... He likes your body if that counts for something. Dump him.
MadVlrus 1
Was probably a joke... you girls take sh*t too seriously.
wildgamer10 0
agreed
wholock 12
24, you can't make a double standard like that. You can't stand for the 4 billion females out there and say they take things to the heart to often. If you have been bullied for any reason in your life, I'm sure you would be the slightest bit insecure about yourself to.
NathanKett 0
YDI for being paper bag material.
life_goes_onnn 0
Love your comment :P
iheartjustinsane 0
Yes, I agree. Also, if you're a minor, I hope you get arrested for distributing child pornography.
domking1315 20
How do you know she's a child and how is it her fault that she was born like that?
dr_octagonapus47 4
Wow 3 ur a bit of a dick
perdix 31
If you've got nice hair and are into doggy-style and anal, you have a keeper!
sayyestothedress 24
Creep
Dynoblaze 1
Get a facelift or something.
mastershane 0
LMFAO Paper bag for the win! YDI for sending naked pics in the first plae!
muffinkitty 15
*place
Erindub 0
I know it came out wrong but maybe he meant that they're great and all but in case they were to get out you really ought to leave your face out so theres no way to prove who they were. You never know. Its not a gaurentee you guys will last forever. Protect yourself!
omghehehe 0
Agree!
hersactually 0
Agree!
ladiesman14 0
thats rude i usually just ask if i could have more pictures from behind from a mirro or upskirt style.
michaelo147 0
hahaahhahahahahahhahahaahahahhaha that sucks..hes a dick and wants you to break up with him
kukopia 0
It could be that he just wants closer shots of your 'good parts'.