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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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pfx2_fml 15

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

darwinism 30

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

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danielwilliams57 6

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Haha that's a cool boyfriend!

dathan 14

Yeah, it's so awesome and hilarious to have a dude tell you your ****** looks like Yoda.....

Death_Hoe_Inn 10

The garbage can in my photo looks like R2-D2

xxmollyxx 25

The creature in my photo looks like a hippo crab. Just putting that out there.

alexup24 13

69- There's a picture of R2D2 painted in the garbage can, the garbage doesn't necessarily look like R2D2

Dunvanation 4

Lol so damn random!

Legend_Of_Meemow 1

Lol your profile picture goes with that reply to comment #69

Legend_Of_Meemow 1

Lol your profile picture goes with the reply you sent to comment #69

n3rdzgotskillz 29

That's not true! Vaginas look much worse than Yoda.

darwinism 30

Spoken like a true n3rd. I don't know what skillz you have, but I'm sure they don't concern the ladies. Keep trying champ!

Jikan_fml 3

How did you end up thinking that she was male? Her title is even listed as "Miss" in her profile. I don't know why she got downvoted either. I mean, I got a laugh out of it. And they aren't the prettiest things around...

gojira666 7

I dno....i like em...

JSwerv3 6

Vaginas look like the eye of modor off of the lord of the rings

n3rdzgotskillz 29

16 - I would hope my skills don't concern 'the ladies' considering I'm a straight female. Any lesbian following I may have is going to be seriously disappointed.

AlexM42 5

Btw it's the Eye of Sauron, which is located in Mordor. If you're going to act the nerd at least talk the talk.

AlexM42 5

16- Oh and I was going to say that she is by far the most attractive guy that I have ever seen...seriously use a little common sense

xmaximusx 12

Depends on who they are attached to

tnttse 6

The CG Yoda or the puppet Yoda?

doctorhook86 25

I'll take smooth and pink over green and bumpy any day.

TourettesGuyFTW 26

They taste great though.

jwa2000 3

147-Less filling

jonooooo 3

Well does it?

LightningCactus 12

According to the FML it does, yes.

pfx2_fml 15

Could be worse, it could look like chewbacca..

Wookies 2

Hey now don't go making jokes about me.

Wookies 2

And at least it doesn't look like Jabba the Hutt

DontModMeDammit 10

I think being green is worst than hairy, just saying.

SqueakyChipmunk 22

53) Oh? You mama is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie! Which kind of isn't an insult, you being a wookie and all...

Oqward 6

This is the first thing I've ever read on FML that's actually made me laugh out loud.

BeachBoi_Alex 7

I think it being green with grey hairs is alot worse than just having alot of hairs down there bro...

maddisonNicole 3

Maybe OP should grow lots of hair down there to cover the green

l23VIVE 17

I wonder do OP's boyfriend's balls look like miniature Death Stars?

jaystreet46 4

I think a Hutt would be worst, then Yoda, then a wookie. You can shave a wookie, but if its green the yuck.

nephilim241 19

If its green you might want to see a doctor...

Inheritance 10

Don't hate me for this.. But this reminds me of blue waffle..

shahs 3

73 I hate you.

Inheritance 10

Lol sounded like perfect timing, to some anyway.

xtcolin 7

Lovely, Tell him his dick looks like Chewbacca

onlychildFTW 34

Thats just supposed to be an insult. I don't think he meant his comment to be hurtful and insulting. That's just mean to do. :(

Redoxx_fml 22

He might take that as a compliment

panda_burrito 2

Or perhaps, Jabba the Hut...

SqueakyChipmunk 22

"Your ****** looks like Yoda." "Your dick is short, like Yoda."

cartooncharacter 9

If i was her, which I'm not, I would've compared his penis to a AAA battery..

SexyQueen0905 24

Post that shit online! It might get as many hits as the Jesus bread.

tnttse 6

Pics or it didn't happen

onlychildFTW 34

Well let's face it, vaginas do look a bit odd. Or well that's what I've always thought.

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Genitals look a bit odd, not just vaginas.

brill33 7

I like vaginas, then again only girl I've been with kept hers nice and neat. Definitely no Yoda pussy, I don't know, I'm sure if I went down on her and saw that, I would freak the hell out.

rainbowkissies 14

i agree with 21, but really, you arent supposed to say things like that to your significant other, even if it's true. you just ignore it and move on. :P

darwinism 30

Tell him that your Yoda has tought many a padawan how to properly use their lightsabers. If he doesn't like it, he can go Hand Solo for a while.

PeteyPablo12308 20

Like Yoda, your ****** does look.

day624 14

Witty

brill33 7

^this guy

realeah 4

Clever, you are. Obi-Wan he will be when he can practice not his use of the force. Getting Leia-d, he will no longer be.

DocBastard 40

I'll Han it to you, I think you R2 uptight, but I Luke the way he thinks. Next time you get Leiad, as he inVaders you tell him his Ewok is turning into a Wookie, and I guarantee you he will Darth Maul you. Hm...these puns seems a little Forced. Sorry about that.

hotPinklipstick 24

I can never understand how you come up with all the witty puns so fast. It would take me at least 30 minutes to think of something like this, and even then it would be horribly stated and downvoted to oblivion.

Senseless_487 29

It seems like she's looking for love in Alderaan places.

KiddNYC1O 22

Muahhh. Kiss-ass.

TourettesGuyFTW 26

You bastards! Stop Tarkin the mickey out of OP!