Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
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DynamicDave 11
I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI
ScaryyMary 14
That's when you call him up, fake fear, and say "I think there's someone in the house with me..."
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Comments (57)
bubblybrooke 12
ew...
alexthecutie 0
ydi for being a *****
Bag3l 0
it's probs her shadow fatass
kendybendy 6
Maybe it was just a poster of some guy on her wall
ManlyDunsparce 3
I say, how crude of a body she must have. Poor guy. Oh. And poor OP. FYL
Agent_P 0
you has one hairy ass
Mx_Rider 6
ydi for having a hairy ass and back
DynamicDave 11
I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI
harryman04 0
lol same
nickob96 25
Agreed...not because she's naked..to make sure boyfriend isn't a noon and can't recognize his gf naked body...which one do you believe lol...
powersmoke 0
We're gonna need to see the pic to determine if there is actually a guy.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your body looks like a flabby dude with manboobs and microphallus that is too small to protrude from your unruly mat of pubes. "trying to be sexy?" You're going to have to try a helluva lot harder. Try gastric bypass surgery and implants.
iplaylax 0
sorry but youre coming off as a bit of a dick
Creamysweeps 5
agreed :/
RubieTuesdayT 0
u just tried way to hard to be funny
KatieAvery 0
yeah that was just really mean
elgordito_fml 0
haha,lol YDI for being hairy, but i would still f*** U!
African_diva 0
awwws sorry
FMLjudge007 0
so who was he?
chrisinator13 5
yeah who was the guy?