Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend figured out that he can bounce small things off of my boobs, and has been doing it every time I look away. FML
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I get along very well, but I’m not used to being extremely close to somebody. Every time we are together, I always somehow manage to elbow him in the balls. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in bed, when suddenly, he turned to me and started playing with my breasts as if they were turn tables and he was the DJ. FML
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
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Top comments
SJKatt 15
Leave him immediately. Boundaries and consent are one of the most important parts of relationships, outside of compatibility and communication. Get out now.
Blimix 9
Seriously. This. Groping you without your consent is sexual assault. He'll move on to rape as soon as he feels he can get away with it. Get away now.
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Comments (12)
RichardPencil 32
Plot twist: both people in this story are in their 40s.
Plop 17
Could be. Stupidity has no age.
iicccyyy 15
He’s a creep
SJKatt 15
Leave him immediately. Boundaries and consent are one of the most important parts of relationships, outside of compatibility and communication. Get out now.
Blimix 9
Seriously. This. Groping you without your consent is sexual assault. He'll move on to rape as soon as he feels he can get away with it. Get away now.
Plop 17
That'll teach you not to date a 12-years old!
sixxis 7
Wait, I can't touch my girl's boobs anytime I want? Why have a girl then? Might as well break up, FOH!
moniqueminx89 5
No. You can't. Touch yourself whenever you want. You can't touch someone else without their consent.
sixxis 7
This is the most ridiculous FML yet. I guess he can't wake you up with morning sex either? Needs to make an appointment for some head? Might as well break up, become friends.
rotflqtms_ 21
Either this is sarcasm or you're 12. Women have a right to their own body's and if we don't want someone to touch us, we have a right to refuse. You being her boyfriend doesn't grant you unlimited access to her body. She isn't a thing you can just do with whatever you please. She is a human being. She has the right to say no, or to say yes and change her mind. You seem rapey. You need to check your attitude before it gets you in trouble.
ChipBoundary 9
Yes, consent is very important. But if your boyfriend touching any part of you bothers you at any time, you need to re-evaluate whether you want to be in a relationship with that person (or potentially any person) at all.
juggalo2 22
Let other men grope you in public, and see if he understands why it's inappropriate?
Vesi 30
I have little advice for OP other than push his hand away until he gets it or leave him.. but I feel that whoever titled this FML has been in imgur entirely too long. =)
Brightside86 31
Clearly he is just a victim of epics boobs.
emmalou 19
break up with him he won't have to complain about it more. He needs to learn boundaries