Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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SarahMarie83 0
Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.
ryguy997 0
maybe cuz one is enough.
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Comments (141)
iowa3jumpman23 0
ydi for having a penis
marinus_fml 20
i honestly don't think OP has a penis.
madarchod 0
bahuhu
imbatman_fml 0
you sent a pic, so you're not in person. what was he supposed to ask for?
skittle68 0
LOL maybe he just isn't very imaginative, or is too shy to ask for something else? Or he is so devestatingly turned on that he only needed one ha ha WTF is antiflood??
marinus_fml 20
my comment #5 was meant for #1, whose comment has since been deleted. just putting it out there.
rohosoccer08 1
haha my husband prob wouldve asked for more
Nylecroc 0
I don't get it? How is this an FML?
iluvcucumbers 0
maybe he just wasnt in the mood
Shmeaty 0
maybe if u used spell check, then it'd be FTW. but you're a tard, so u, good sir, are a balding epic fail.
nightELFassasin6 0
not with that face 22... jk
llerat 0
can I have some!?? lol
mirrormirroronth 0
wow op u must be oooooogly
hhhiii 0
lmao! that's what I said(x
JoshK9030 0
maybe hes secretly gay?
garth23 0
fighting on the Internet is like competing in the special olympics. even if you win, you're still retarded. grow up
tman118 0
oh ya babe blow me over the phone! WTF
srivers 0
your weird
eagleclaw58 0
picture of skitlles o_O
2gether4ever 0
LMFAO #6! i totally agree
coreysod 0
umm.. op is a girl.
luis420 0
op has blue waffle
Mapholisto 7
Ouch.
tbone420 0
WTF is Op!?
ILoveSoda 0
111- OP = Owner's post :)
kissMyAsss_fml 0
Yeah, seriously. I don't get why this is an FML.
marinus_fml 20
well, obviously you're not that hot. just drop down a league? anti flood owns me :(
cookiemonster17 0
fail
bballer32 0
haha drop down a league, good one good one!
marinus_fml 20
^ lol cheers
buddybudda 0
oh poor baby, maybe when you sent the picture he was sitting there thinking to himself holy god am I really dating this thing, was u drunk or what please don't send me another picture oh my gross. please god save me for I have sinned!!!
jweezy89 4
Seriously what is Anti-flood?
meowmeowwkitty 0
when you post so much?
clarissa_Gyall 0
ouch.
littlemissdqgirl 8
Ouch, burn! Did you not shave or something?!
noseasmamon 0
damn dude.... ur pale as hell
Monikabug 9
Shush you!! She has a beautiful porcelain face.
hoopstar15 0
lol @59. I can't really tell if ur being sarcastic or not but it still made me laugh
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Monika is right. Her face is pretty porcilein-like, but it works on her.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Yes, I realised I misspelled it.
hoopstar15 0
aaaand ur a ninja..?
nenigrl 0
I wonder if she sparkles in the sun too?
ryguy997 0
maybe cuz one is enough.
eihtballplaya_fml 4
WTF must have been a funny odor
skatingalyy 0
wat tha hell are you talking about lol
meowmeowwkitty 0
LMAO
jondivey 9
da ****?
iamchuck 0
I'm sure someone wants to see them. Not me, but someone somewhere, maybe.
lovable 0
What do you expect him to say? You're not around anyways, get dressed and don't let him wait.
babyteef 0
You're so pretty. awe.
TriedgesRansom 0
second that. you too.
melkell 0
38 if your pants were any lower it'd be considered public indecency.
xman4396 0
11,38. yu both r hella pretty!!
nobridgejustwate 0
Both of them look like skanks for adding barely-decent pics to their FML profile. just sayin'.
rustic 0
I don't even know how to add pics yet!
aricTB 0
60s rite ya know
coolbeens76 0
that is harsh op deserves it for being a skanky fat bird
panda907 0
11 and 38 aren't skanks. stop bein jelous of their beauty
pardonski 0
what? you scared too see #55?
jondivey 9
38 your vag is hanging out.
cspr94 3
60 please. Quit bein catty cuz they're cuter
RaIeigh 0
Maybe he said that cause he only needed one pic to wank off to. So, it doesn't necessarily mean OP is ugly.
stewpididiot 11
He was probably too busy jacking off to say more !
karina_said 0
thats what i was thinking... kinda. maybe he was happy with that single one you send him :-S
SarahMarie83 0
Fast Forward about 2 weeks and we'll see an FML where your ex-boyfriend dumped you and posted your "naughty pics" all over Facebook.