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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
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Top comments
wheresmymary 22
Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)
kitsy 14
This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...
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Comments (154)
BrotherPhil 35
Where's the fun in that? Nitpicking and being a grammar nazi are half the humour of FML.
ashley_mm 11
Bruh!??? u gotta be freaking kidding me!!?? The shit people do these days!!??
fuggotmuggot 14
The camera was probably too close.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
What's a sign of a virgin?
skychu 18
This kind of makes me wonder how old you two are :/
AloysiusWeasley 15
It's the bug I found on the wall in my apartment! :D
AloysiusWeasley 15
No, better yet, tell him it's a face hugger!
andycee2000 5
That's embarrassing, but I've got zero sympathy for fml's that start with ", I sent my boyfriend a picture of my ******"
KatyLarae 13
Time to have the talk
Axel5238 29
Were you guys starting to sext or did you just send him a picture randomly? My ex would send a pic like that when I was at work out of no where and it was kinda odd. Also, is it possible the picture was out of focus or the lighting was bad making it hard to see?